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Miss California shows everyone what God, er, the pageant gave her

by: Pam Spaulding

Tue May 05, 2009 at 12:22:45 PM EDT


You knew it was only a matter of time before another thing that Maggie's pious National Organization for Marriage touches blows up in its face. Nude photos of Miss Pageant-Paid-for-Jugs-for-Jesus have surfaced and the devoted "Christian" is forced to explain herself. Of course she's just a victim, right? Even a bible-beating homophobic gal's got to make a living. (PopCrunch):
Alicia Jacobs, Entertainment Reporter at KVBC in Las Vegas, has seen all six of the photos and says some are much more revealing. Alicia believes the flicks may have been taken after Carrie's pageant-financed breast augmentation about six weeks ago.

Hmmm...These explosive pictures could be devastating for Miss California, whose anti-gay marriage campaign recently resulted in a partnership with the National Organization for Marriage and helped to make her increasingly popular with right-wing conservatives.

And the fun made the Today Show:

Miss Prejean's statement:

"I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be. But these attacks on me and others who speak in defense of traditional marriage are intolerant and offensive. While we may not agree on every issue, we should show respect for others' opinions and not try to silence them through vicious and mean-spirited attacks."
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Ha ha
That's all I can say about that, except Nelson from the Simpsons says it better:

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IT GETS BETTER!
Miss California pageant officials are looking into whether Prejean has violated the terms of her contract and should be subsequently stripped of her title.

Grab some popcorn, kittens, this one's a summer blockbuster!

Pageant spokesman Roger Neal said Tuesday it appears Prejean has violated the 12-page contract all prospective contestants were required to sign before competing in the November state contest. The contract prohibits Miss California from making personal appearances, giving interviews or making commercials without permission from pageant officials. In the last 10 days, Prejean has made televised appearances at her San Diego church and on behalf of the National Organization for Marriage, a group opposed to same-sex marriage.

The contact also contains a clause asking participants to say whether they have conducted themselves "in accordance with the highest ethical and moral standards." As an example, it asks if they have ever been photographed nude or partially nude.

Cries of, "I'm being PERSECUTED for my RELIGION!" in 3...2...1...

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi


[ Parent ]
I bared my breasts for the children
"I am a Christian, and I am a model."
======
What a juxtaposition.  Isn't that like saying, "I'm Christian and I'm a happy homosexual"?  If you can have yours, we can have ours.

vicious and mean-spirited attacks
======
What does Christian have to do with civil marriage?  Aren't you the one making inappropriately "spirited" attacks on the civil rights of others?

I mean, we understand how you were "raised", but part of growing-up means getting past your down-home prejudices, yes?  Get out a little and meet some gay couples, Ms. Prejean, okay?  

Sorry, you have to do all this on the big stage, but maybe, if you do, you can help some other people realize that gay couples really aren't that frightening.  They have to change their car oil (I just did).  That's my gay lifestyle, today!


how soon
until the NOM puts out another press release or removes the ad from website?

**pops popcorn**
Keep talking, you smug, plastic, pious, holier-than-thou hypocritical piece of born-again trash. You're on what, the third side of your face by now?

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi

exactly Keori
Sarah Palin might have some competition from Miss Carrie.  They certainly seem to have much in common...

[ Parent ]
Tiara Spice, indeed
Louise hit the nail on the head. We need to refer to her that way from now on.

Attempted beauty queen, tragically stupid, college failure, proud member of a neocon christian hate group, early corruption scandal, incapable of a coherent or original thought...all we need now are a few suspect pregnancies and fleeting thoughts of abortion and we've got the next Rethug national candidate!

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi


[ Parent ]
No Nose Job
Or as the delightful Humpty Hump once opined on the Digital Underground track, "No Nose Job":

"Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked
She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure
The white girl says my hips are not big enough
And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger
All of these so-called celebrities
Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities
A young girl sees you on a TV show
She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!"
Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head
So you can get another gold waterbed?!
You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit
Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it"

"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." -- Thomas Jefferson


[ Parent ]
Thank you, Russ...
..for the appropriate comment that will now STICK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY!  LOL

[ Parent ]
NOM NOM NOM
Can I still do that now that we're talking about breasts?

Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink.

If these were teen pictures...
Then why isn't someone being sued for child pornography?  And that would include her for posing.  If they can (and they have) prosecute ordinary girls for sending their nudie shots via their cell phones as disseminating pornography, then she seems to be in a lot of trouble.

And don't the fundies believe nudity is a sin?  

Hypocrisy is funny.  


The trollish sounding blogger formerly known as BURNSEY


Great minds...
You and I had the same thought.

[ Parent ]
She said
17 I think. At least that is what I read somewhere. 17 in some states is jail bait. I also heard one news station state that they would not show the picture because Carrie had said she was underage when the photos were shot.

[ Parent ]
Yep, She said 17
It's mentioned in the video above at about the 1 minute mark. Seventeen is a bit young anywhere for nude pictures, if any of them really are nudes.

[ Parent ]
If she was 17 when the pics were taken
Would one of her parents need to sign off on the release?

Dena



Cisgender. Because "Genetic" (or non) is so 2006.


[ Parent ]
You Would Think
that there would have to be something like that, but, as I pointed out below, the 17 bit may have just have been their way of trying to keep the mainstream media from showing the photos.

[ Parent ]
Nope, she was 17
She purportedly let an agent talk her into posing topless as part of an attempt to land a Victoria's Secret modeling gig.

The pageant association frowns on that sort of thing. In fact, they address it specifically in the contract all contestants have to sign. Seems Tiara Spice made a boo boo in failing to disclose something that should have disqualified her.

Lying, violating terms of her contract, immodesty...such good christian values. Bless her heart.

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi


[ Parent ]
She's probably talking about "late teens"
as in 18 or 19 in order to make it sound like a youthful indiscretion.

[ Parent ]
why do you keep arguing against the report?
The report quotes her as saying it was when she was 17, and then goes on to update the quote with a newly released quote.  Why do you keep telling people that she was older than what SHE said she was?  Just curious.

The trollish sounding blogger formerly known as BURNSEY

[ Parent ]
I Can't Answer
for Onthesea, but I can speculate that it may be because Miss Jugs (or her handlers) may be trying to deliberately muddy the waters in an attempt to keep the photos off the MSM. News organizations were told that she was 17 when the photos were taken and because of that, most have not shown the photo that has been made public. However, several people who know Carrie and have seen all of the photos think that they were taken after she had her...um...little surgery. If so, then they would have been taken just a couple of months ago which means the MSM might decide to show them, giving them a much wider audience. Just a theory, but one I've seen going around the web.

[ Parent ]
I made two comments
and missed the assertion she was 17.  I'm still suspicious that she may be lying to blur the issue since few photographers would knowingly photograph a 17 year old in that way.

[ Parent ]
Ummmm
If we can believe Miss Jugs4Jesus and she really did pose for those pics when she was a minor...and if the rest of the pics are even more "racy" than the one above, then shouldn't the cops be arresting the photographer for child pornography? I can't see any reputable photographer risking his/her career and freedom for that. Did Miss Jugs lie about this too?

She didn't say she was a minor
She said "teen" which you still are for a couple of years after you become an adult.  Helps make it sound easier to dismiss.

[ Parent ]
Carrie, dear
you are biblically incorrect.

1 Timothy 2:9: I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair [extensions] or gold [highlights] or pearl [necklaces] or expensive [lingerie] clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God. (Courtesy of JMG)

Baring that naked flesh like that...

 


Actually, you may be wrong about the "pearl necklaces"
Ezekiel 23:19-21

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Then again, she was a whore and I think Ezekiel presents this as a negative example.  I just enjoy this because I like to ask Christians if they know the verse about the donkey-cocked black cum fountains.

"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." -- Thomas Jefferson


[ Parent ]
Ah, the Schadenfreude
It feels so deliciously wrong right now. Welcome to the public spotlight, Carrie.

This just goes to prove once again, be careful what you wish for (fame and celebrity), you might just get it.  


hmm...
Do you think Perez Hilton will have a field day with this?

"I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be"
Yet you claim to know what the perfect family should be - and are willing to declare that all others are so imperfect as to not be deserving of government recognition.

I didn't think I could be more disgusted by this moron than I already was.

However, I was wrong.

>^..^<


Hmmm...wonder who wrote that...
Are we supposed to believe she personally penned a statement containing the word "surreptitiously"?  I don't think so.

She dictated it
But she thought that she was talking about Sir Riptishus Lee, a drag king.

>^..^<

[ Parent ]
Okay, anyone that
did not see this coming needs their head examined.

I am the lizard queen!

i just wonder
when a sex tape is going to surface (released by teh homosexual agenda, of course).  i can hear it now:

"i am a christian, and i am a porn star.  porn stars make pornos, including bondage and 3-ways...i am not perfect, and i will never claim to be".

jugs4jesus, 4ever!

The gays stole my lunch money


[ Parent ]
Judge not...
"i am a christian, and i am a porn star.  porn stars make pornos, including bondage and 3-ways...i am not perfect, and i will never claim to be"
...lest ye be judged by Traci Lords.

>^..^<

[ Parent ]
This is like deja vu all over again
Carrie Prejean seriously reminds me of the blond mormon Utah transplant harpies I grew up with. Every Sunday they'd put on their flowered dresses and their halos and talk about how holy and chosen and pure they were. The rest of the week they were sucking whatever c**k was offered to them.

Word of advice to Tiara Spice: It's a bit difficult to look down your nose at someone when you're facedown in the mud.

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi


[ Parent ]
That's very... professionally-worded.
I think it's hilarious how blatantly obvious it is she didn't write this statement herself.

Carrie Prejean...
I hereby dub thee "Tiara Spice!

Go forth and sin some more! ;)

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NOM has a press release
and they're angry at the "personal attacks" on Carrie Prejean. Although they don't come out and comdemn her soft porn photos (let call them what they are):

"Because Carrie honestly said what she believed in answer to a question--marriage is the union of a man and a woman-- she is now the subject of ongoing character assassination. The level of hatred directed at her is astonishing. Even more astonishing is her personal courage and strength of character in the midst of these attacks. Of course Carrie is not perfect. On a personal note, as a former unwed mother, I want to say to Americans: you don't have to be a perfect person to have the right to stand up for marriage. Nothing gay marriage advocates can do can change the fact-we all saw it on national TV-that Carrie is a young woman who surrendered all the glitter Hollywood has to offer, because she would not become the kind of person afraid to say the truth.

"Through Carrie, we are also learning, the lengths some people will go to hurt and harass those who speak up for marriage."

What did Jesus say?  Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?


"Character Assassination"
Isn't that what "christians" have been doing to gay people for decades?

* "All homosexuals are pedophiles"

* "All homosexuals die before age 40"

* "All homosexuals have thousands of sexual partners every year"

and the list goes on.

Carrie doesn't know the meaning of "character assassination".  But thanks to her own actions, she's getting a taste of it NOW! LOL


[ Parent ]
and this, after maggie gallagher claims that carrie's not affiliated with her group
going to such lengths to defend a illiterate nude teenage model with breast implants who can't string two words together seems pretty affiliated to me.  nice spokeswoman you have there, maggie.      

The gays stole my lunch money

[ Parent ]
"I'm not perfect"
The "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven" line is one of my favorite bits of the tautology that is modern religion.  You can do or say anything, but because you claim a telepathic connection with a virgin-born carpenter who was his own dad and died 2,000 years ago (assuming he even existed), you are better than the other people who do and say the same things you did.  Carrie Prejean in racy photos?  OK, she's a Christian.  Vanessa Williams in racy photos.  Sinner!

"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." -- Thomas Jefferson

[ Parent ]
Come on
I don't know who rated this comment a "1" but--give me a break. It's not RadicalRuss's fault that Christianity is ridiculous.  

[ Parent ]
Don't forget
that the Vanessa Williams photos had a fair bit of teh gay.  Conservatives who claim to be devout Christians usually have to yell loud and hard about their piety just so the rest of us have a way to know that they are Christians.  You'd never know it by how they act or treat other people.  

My America includes LGBT families.

[ Parent ]
Dear NOM
Because Carrie honestly said what she believed in answer to a question--marriage is the union of a man and a woman-- she is now the subject of ongoing character assassination.

There is a difference between assassination and suicide.

The level of hatred directed at her is astonishing.

Welcome to our world

Nothing gay marriage advocates can do can change the fact-we all saw it on national TV-that Carrie is a young woman who surrendered all the glitter Hollywood has to offer, because she would not become the kind of person afraid to say the truth.

In order for her to have surrendered the glitter she would have to shut her mouth and stop blighting my television with her image and speech...

Through Carrie, we are also learning, the lengths some people will go to hurt and harass those who speak up for marriage.

Hello, Kettle?

watashi no yomeiri wa doko desu ka


[ Parent ]
"Christian/Model" VS "Christian/Homosexual"
So "christians" like Carrie say you CAN'T be both homosexual and Christian, but you CAN be a nude model AND Christian - that's fucked up.

I haven't seen the rest of the pictures, but the "you can't be a homosexual AND Christian" statement is going to sound even MORE fucked up if she's flashing off her cooter to the world in the other photos.

PS: I agree the airhead didn't write this statement.  It was probably her new buddy, Matt Barber (judging from the use of words like "intolerant").


for herself, and for her country...
she believes that nude photos should be taken of neocon teenagers with boob-jobs, no offense to anyone out there, but that's how she was raised and that's how...she believes nude photos should be taken of neocon teenagers with boob-jobs.  thank you.

oh carrie.  now she's committed the sins of pride, lust and vanity, broken various biblical laws, broken the commandment of taking the lord's name in vain and now add to that FALSE WITNESSING for lying in her application about your dirty photos.  kudos to that mother-and-father combination who really f-ed up in the way they raised her.  a head full of empty space and hair, a christian liar, and a hypocrite who would rather spend money on fake boobs than help people...you know, eat and stay alive.  it's not just that she's not perfect....she's really a horrible human being!  

but it's nice to see that she can still blame teh gayz for releasing her nudie pics.  that's right, the homosexual agenda held a gun to her head and forced her to strip in front of the camera, only after forcing saline implants into her chest.  our plan worked perfectly!          


The gays stole my lunch money


" I am not perfect "
and the always hilarious " i not bigoted, i have gay friends" are 2 of the most nauseating things to come out of a fundy's mouth

I wonder what......
What would Vanessa Williams have to say about this?  

I'm going to do Matt whatever it takes
to protect marriage even if it means showing my ta-tas

Hey, stop picking on this poor girl.
She obviously decided that the Bible's injunction to "go forth and multiply" applied to her breast size.  She's doing the Lord's work, spreading the good news via these photos.

Cynic, n.  A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.  
-Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary


Miss Jugs for Jesus Tweeted
Joe.My.God.!  

OMG, JMG
What's her twitter handle, does he say?

"There are two kinds of people in this world -- the kind who separate the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."  -- Gloria Steinem

[ Parent ]
I AM NOT PERFECT

well duh, miss fake tits. none of you is. thank you ms prejean for finally being biblically-correct

NOM's Soft Porn Spokesperson
Maggie, what about those moral of your beauty queen?  How much money are you going to spend on that ad across the country?  Just who is your marketing people, I want to know so I never hire them.

being a servant to God
Does not dictate on ourself.. but rather what is in your heart and your intentions. It is the heart that the Lord looks upon. So when we do things we must ask ourselves is it for me, of me, or does pride have anything to do with it.. We must ask ourself what our motive are.. is it for the gratification of fulfilling Gods will or myself.

At the end we all stand, so for us to judge others, then we judge ourself. For it is the light that will judge us at the end...not man.If we judge than we condemn ourself..

Remember that God loves each and everyone of us good or bad, He came to save the lost and not to condemn. But rather to call us into the light to believe on what Jesus Christ had done for us. Whosoever ACCEPTS AND RECEIVES what he has done and accepts it with his heart, will receive his free gift of the Holy Spirit that will dwell within us and it is the spirit that will guide us to question what we will do and know if it is right or wrong and will show us the way. Our conciense will direct us.

At the appointed time the spirit will change us. Until then we will not be perfect NOT UNTIL THAT DAY, THOSE WHO BELIEVED AND ARE ALIVE when he comes WILL BE CHANGED IN A TWINKLE OF AN EYE FROM MORTALITY TO IMMORTALITY. WHY? becasuse they accepted the love of the truth of Jesus and the free gift of the spirit. The promise of God is that , that same spirit that rose Jesus Christ will also raise those who believed to have eternal life. so my belief is not to judge one another, we are ALL GUILTY OF SIN, instead pray for the spirit to touch the heart of the unbeliever you are concerned about.
MaryAnn Sumaraga
http://www.homeloans-4u.com


Thanks, but I don't need a home loan.

But while I've got you on the line, as long as those pushing the Christian Agenda can play the "washed in the blood of the lamb" card, there's really no "indiscretion" that can't be explained away, is there?

P.S., that was a rhetorical question.  Please don't answer.


[ Parent ]
Take your scam elsewhere
And I wasn't just talking about the "home loan."

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi

[ Parent ]
standing in judgement...
right on brother.  so take that message to everyone in your church who is convinced that they are god, standing in judgement of others.  or to miss J4J.  that message certainly doesn't belong here--in case you didn't notice, we're already on top of chastizing carrie for being judgmental to the gay community.  

but in spite of her judgemental ways, no one is trying to take away her rights to marry, or have kids, or keep a job.  no one is advocating for violence against her.  at the end of the day, she will be safe and her rights will be intact.  we can't say that for ourselves, because of people like her, and quite possibly because of you.  so it's time to take your message of peace and acceptance back to your church, and let us be.  heal yourselves.    

The gays stole my lunch money


[ Parent ]
>rolls eyes<
Honey, I'm an atheist. I quit believing in an imaginary sky pixie when I became an adult and grew up.

Don't need your threats of a god with an iron-clad fist, nor the velvet glove of your Jesus in order to be moral, ethical and good.

The minute your more radical brothers and sisters begin acting like real Christians (taking care of the poor and hungry), and instead of the Pharisees Christ denounced, or the American version of the Taliban, and maybe your religion can be seen as legitimate again in my eyes.

Listen to "TransTalk" every Monday from 4-5pm ET on http://www.falconradio.org beginning January 11th!


[ Parent ]
Jugs4Jesus.org Still Supports Her
The National Organization for Mammary Enhancement continues to support Ms. Prejean. If Eve can expose her bazongas to the Lord in the Garden of Eden than Ms. Prejean can expose her pre-upgrade rack to the Nations.

A new statement has been released at http://www.Jugs4Jesus.org to address these new developments.

NOME believes that this situation has been blown up, enhanced, and inflated beyond its natural state on purpose to make Ms. Prejean seem less Godly. How dare people engage in such a despicable act.

- Emily K -


for all of your hard work, thank you!
i am doing my personal best to spread your brilliant, brilliant message to everyone i know.  here's hoping that visits to your site swell and balloon.      

The gays stole my lunch money

[ Parent ]
Great website Emily
very creative.

[ Parent ]
Christians have a word for this:
Jezebel!

Christians aren't perfect...
...they just expect everyone else to be perfect.

That really does just about sum it all up.


I don't understand
why Carrie is complaining. I don't agree with namecalling from either side.  But it is fair to question her about her "biblically correct" standard in regards to  her soft porn pix and breast implants.

She wanted the press and jumped into the battle, so she should be able to deal with incoming fire.

But since she is perfect and biblically correct in every way she just gets to judge us.

Bless her heart.


waiting, just waiting
for the pictures to surface of Brian Brown with a bullwhip handle in his ass

Well thank you very much
for that image. I'll be boiling my brain in acid now.

I am the lizard queen!

[ Parent ]
Perhaps we need to express ourselves to the people who matter
From the Miss California USA MySpace page:

Please feel free to contact us with questions at (310) 275-4339 or email us at K2CAUSA@aol.com or CROWNED1995@AOL.COM please let us know how you heard of us ...

Maybe it's time for us to encourage the officials at Miss California USA to study that 12 page document a little bit harder. They might just find a clause in there about a winner not becoming a spokesperson for a group like NOM while wearing their sparkly tiara just a little bit faster.  Instead of hoping for this to all blow over and allowing their little princess continued access to the national stage to spread bigotry.


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