Oh Great- Now I've Got Some Clown "Praying For Me"!

What it means

You have arrived.

:)

Cisgender. Because "Genetic" is so 2006.

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by: Denabeth @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 20:03:39 PM CST

Cute PJs, Louise

I have to start working on those PHB jammies. Want them with feet-ins!

http://bit.ly/f6DUx

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by: Pam Spaulding @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 20:10:29 PM CST

Tell them to pray for rain instead of Maine...

So that those parts of the country in drought can prosper.

Oh, wait, good fundies don't care about other people being well fed.

Hate stops a beating heart.

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by: KarenS @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 20:11:18 PM CST

Aw, man

You get them to pray for you directly, I only get prayed for by reference ("all who...").

Hey, buddy -- yeah, you. Where's my prayer?

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by: Lane @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 20:12:07 PM CST

We have a whole family

praying for us. Wife's family puts the MENTAL in fundaMENTALism.

"Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis."

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by: thehawke @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 20:47:04 PM CST

I Want Orange PJ's

so that the stains don't show from wiping my Cheetos covered hands on them (less laundry to do).

Close the GayTM. Only give to candidates who have actually done something other than make promises - most are just pandering for our cash.

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by: JohnVisser @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 21:09:45 PM CST

I think they didn't like my images about selling hate hiding behind kids

thats the link to the discussion I posted those links.

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?


~Heather Small

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 21:10:14 PM CST

In Louisiana, I've heard some of these bat sh*t fundies say, "I'm gonna pray against you"

News flash me, some needles, and a waxen image are their worst NIGHTMARE

buh hahahahaha

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?


~Heather Small

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 21:12:34 PM CST

I never understood people that desire to pray for me

They're everywhere at school. "Oh, Jo, say a rosary for me!" or "Give me a prayer!" or "Please keep me in your prayers!" Honestly? No wonder there's no such thing as divine intervention now adays, all people do is bitch and moan that please god please come help me and my life right now please please please.

Gag. I will work my own miracles, thank you, and I don't need a higher power to change the world.

"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire!"

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by: Reiuji @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 21:22:28 PM CST

thirty years ago in college Jesus freaks would prowl study areas, and cafeterias

These creepy annoying f*cks would sneak up on ya, plop their a$4 down and say "wouldn't ya like to pray with me?"
uh...F*CK NO!
This is when they weren't spoiling your appetite showing photos of aborted fetuses.

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?


~Heather Small

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 22:07:01 PM CST

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Wow your college sounds "fun"

Was it Oral Roberts University?

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by: onthesea @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 23:17:29 PM CST

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University of Minnesota

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?


~Heather Small

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 23:36:05 PM CST

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I went to Duquesne and got the same crap, only Catholic.

And from what I hear, it's still that way today.  American education.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.  -Archbishop Desmond Tutu

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by: QScribe @ Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 11:00:36 AM CST

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Praying for moi is a sin

Literally.

Not that they'll even really care -- after all, the only real religion is the one they believe...

http://www.dyssonance.com  Breaking all the rules...

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by: dyssonance @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 21:27:48 PM CST

I like the juxtaposition

...of the ATM behind the praying clown.   Remember, Jesus loves your money!

Hate stops a beating heart.

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by: KarenS @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 21:34:12 PM CST

Me too

I also cut that out, but in light of the current debate in Maine, it seemed appropriate!

"It goes on one at a time, it starts when you care to act, it starts when you do it again after they said no, it starts when you say We and know who you mean, and each day you mean one more."

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by: Louise @ Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 05:07:07 AM CST

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I would think

That God must get tired of people praying for petty vendettas, general stupidity, mean spiritedness, etc.  Surely he/she must have bigger fish to fry.

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by: Phil @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 22:02:08 PM CST

They sure hated Jesse stealing their press.....hehehehe

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?


~Heather Small

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 22:10:27 PM CST

It's too TRAGIQUE

They complain about yes on 1 signs and they showed TWO signs,...please ya big babies I'll send ya 50 cents buy two more.
They also link to a tornado hitting a Minneapolis open and affirming church. Which has assholes singing a hymn for the tornado...as an ex Minneapolis resident...GO F*CK YOUSELF Porno Petey

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?


~Heather Small

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 22:21:24 PM CST

Should remind them of the freak tornado in downtown SLC in summer of 1999

Although they would probably just take that as further evidence that god hates mormons.

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi

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by: Keori @ Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 09:31:45 AM CST

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Why hasn't god smitten Massachusetts yet?

It's been five damn years -- what's taking him so long? (harhar)

http://realitybong.wordpress.com

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by: OregonRed @ Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 00:15:07 AM CST

Or Canada...

...or Spain, the Netherlands, Belgium, South Africa(!)...and the list goes on.  When one of those places is destroyed by a rain of fire and brimstone or sinks into the bowels of the earth or some such, maybe I'll take their damnfool religion seriously.  Until then...nope.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.  -Archbishop Desmond Tutu

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by: QScribe @ Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 11:04:45 AM CST

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The least they could do...

would be to get your title right!

If anyone doubts that the controversy over homosexual marriage is a spiritual battle, they should see what a prominent gay rights activist has to say about a recent press conference in the State House.

Last time I checked you were an LGBT rights activist.

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Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.

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by: tavdy79 @ Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 04:06:29 AM CST

you overestimate them

they can only say "gay rights" because if the used LGBT, too many of their followers would spend all day trying to figure out what a Lill-ger-be-t is. :)

No seriously its the along the same lines of their use of the word "homosexual," because they focus on the "sexual" part of term.

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by: Mattkazoo @ Mon Nov 02, 2009 at 07:23:58 AM CST

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