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TMI: Joe the Plumber declares his horniness before a crowd of adoring wingnuts

by: Pam Spaulding

Sat Mar 21, 2009 at 00:00:00 AM EDT


Please let this gross jack*ss run for office.
Joe the Plumber -- real name Samuel Wurzelbacher -- told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.

"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny."
Wurzelbacher had taken the stage to a standing ovation at the annual "DisHonors" Awards, presented by the Media Research Center, to poke fun liberal media groups.
Unfortunately, even the rabid crowd of adoring wingnuts thought that was TMI:
Buzz immediately commenced.

"Did Joe the Plumber really just say he's horny?" "Did you hear Joe say 'horny'?" "Why is he horny and why is he telling us?"

...Joe was all hot and bothered over the standing ovation he received as he walked on stage to accept accolades from the top liberal media watchdog. Lee Greenwood's GOP country classic "God Bless the USA" boomed overhead as Joe, wearing blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a flannel shirt unbuttoned to his navel, strolled on stage.

After declaring he was horny, Joe mumbled a few other things about being the "token redneck" and the media loving him, and then sat back down in a sea of conservative luminaries that included G. Gordon Liddy, former Attorney General Ed Meese, radio talk show host Mark Levin, Fox News' Brit Hume and former House speaker (for half a minute) Bob Livingston.

Don't you feel quite a bit nauseous after reading that?
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"Don't you feel quite a bit nauseous after reading that?"
Yes, but in Joe's fucked-up head, it's just you being jealous of his being the beacon of morality.

Nauseous and embarassed
Other sites that noted this had the good sense :) not to link to the video, which would make me more than nauseous if I watched it.  

I am embarrassed for all of these people.  No shame, no sense.  As much as I'd like these idiots to get a grip, I'm happy for them to continue in general disarray.  Please, oh please, keep inviting the guy who makes Larry the Cable Guy look like an intellectual to your little festivities.


Seth MacFartland
Did you see that jackass Seth MacFarland on Countdown tonight? He said that this clip of Joe the Plumber is "gay"!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30...

MacFartland: They're the people who are supposed to be opposed to homosexuality.

Olbermann: Ha, ha, ha, Why is it? That sort of vibe there...

MacFartland: It was a sort of oddly gay entrance wasn't it? God bless the USA and that sort of lilting wistful tone...

Olbermann: And the brawny, the guy who looks like he just jumped off the Brawny uh towel thing...

MacFartland: I'm thinking Vito in The Sopranos.

Oh, what a riot. Two straight assholes saying that they think Joe the Plumber is GAY!

I'm really sick of this turd. He professes to be an ally and countless does gay jokes. With friends like him...

Screw Olbermann! I'm doen with these straight jerks who pretend to be our friends and then have a laugh at our expense.

And, it wasn't even funny. Joe the Plumber GAY? WTF?!

Straight guys aren't funny. They don't get gay humor. They only succeed in insulting us when they do.

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.


Yesterday's nobody.
The patron saint of redundant, bald, white males.

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..sorry I meant Joe, not Seth
Seth is a dick, but he is incredibly rich and powerful, since he virtually owns all the shows he does, does all the voices on the shows he makes and is watched by millions upon millions of people. I don't like his work but he's never professed to be either an ally (he's on FOX, for Chrissakes, since when has FOX ever been an ally?) or an enemy. All these cartoon shoes: The Simpsons, South Park and Family Guy, all do countless jokes: some good, many others awful and a few gay. We can't ask to be joyously celebrated by shows that shit on everything (how boringly correct are we: people would hate us) or to be ignored. so they poke at us, like they poke everyone. Cartoons, people.

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Olbermann says he's an ally
Not MacFartland. Sorry I didn't make that clear.

I watched too much TV yesterday and I counted about 20 anti-gay jokes on various programs.

Carson Daly was interviewing the Japanese guy with glasses from Heroes and he mentioned that he does Kendo -- Japanese swords. Daly then said that it sounded like fencing "except not as gay."

Jay Leno did a bit about Charles Manson and did a gay lisping voice to poke fun at the swastika Manson carved in his forehead!

I just can't take it anymore!

Fencing is gay.
Joe the Plubmer is gay.
Charles Manson is gay.

Gay, gay, gay, gay -- all goddamn day! And most of it doesn't even make any sense. What is gay about Charles Manson? He's a mass murderer!

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.


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Imagine what the media would be doing
if we claimed Joe was a retard.

We won the PC war.  We need to hold our media friends accountable for their anti-gay behavior.


[ Parent ]
Sorry boys,
Sam the Scab is one of yours -- don't try to pass him off on us.

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I don't even want to try
to imagine the thought process that led him to think anyone needed that image.

Fetch my pearls, I need to clutch them!

Token Redneck?
  Umm, If JTP is the future of the republican party, the republicans wont even carry the south.

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.

GOP family values
Joe the Plumber wants to have sex with a roomful of strangers?

Actually, that sounds about right.

"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant."  The Colbert Report


So what else is new?
An unqualified loser becomes a hero of the Republican party. That news is eight years old.

Perhaps he has had his 750 individual seconds of fame
Let's hope so. Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher is Joe the Plumber the way Daniel Lawrence Whitney is Larry the Cable Guy.




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oops - 900
I figured 900 in my head, but then used google to calculate it, and...

I must have typoed a + instead of a * in the calculation.

I knew it didn't look right.




Claim to fame: Posted first PHB diary to be demoted


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gross, but it makes him just another sexually disfunctional rethuglican
he joins the ranks of the majority of ignorant neocon spokespeople who can only get it up when they're in front of the mic, blasting away at the dangers of homos and progressives, and uplifting the beauty of theocracy.  

hate is a high.  what can't function in your pants can be remedied through exactly what it is he does.  it's reaffirming to hear him say it himself, actually.      

The gays stole my lunch money


torture and misery
I don't trust anyone who gets a boner while representing a group who gets off on the torture and misery of others.  

Gacy, Bundy and Bin Laden might as well be in the audience, cheering him on.


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