Q of the day - fundie reaction to same-sex commercial

Viagra fundies

I have to disagree with you Pam. I'm pretty sure that if any of the aphrodisiac companies started marketing to gay men on the TV the fundie crowd would go something like this: "See, look how over sexed gay men are!" Then it would degenerate into something resembling orange juice. Also, I have a hard time imagining fundies trying to godify those devil pills! :-P

<3 Sam

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by: Samie D @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 09:07:40 AM CST

boner pills

The AFA would mount a targeted boycott campaign, citing Leviticus for the proposition that boners were created by God for straight men only, thus, the makers of boner pills would be punished until they changed all the ads featuring gay men enjoying their boners, back to only straight men enjoying their boners.  Rush Limpdick, with cigar in place, would be the AFA spokesman clarifying the strict parameters of the targeted boycott. 

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by: tlsintx @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 09:55:33 AM CST

No Boners

If people can't play by the God ordained boner rules, then no boners for anyone!

<3 Sam

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by: Samie D @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 10:06:55 AM CST

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Donald Wildmon:

Action Alert!

Pfeizer, Lilly Icos, Bayer, GlaxoSmithKline, and Schering-Plough, are marketing marital enhancement drugs to Homosexuals!  These products, miracale drugs, were meant for healthy and happy monogomous one man one woman relationships.

These companies have featured commercials on the television that could be seen by children with male homosexual pairings.  These companies have fallen to their knees for the Homosexual Agenda™ in order to fellate the idea that Homosexuals have normal sexual problems like the rest of us.

The Truth™ is, these unmarried Homosexuals have sex more often and with more people than married men and women.

We are starting a boycott against the makers of these miracle marital aides to force them to stick to their core conservative values and stop portraying Homosexuals as normal people with normal problems.

Do not buy ANY products from these companies which include OTC drugs like cough syrups, headache medicines, anti-diahreals, allergy medicines, and most precription drugs.  Be careful, most "store-brand" and "generic" drugs are still manufactured by the same companies.  Your best bet is to buy your medications on-line through our site.  We will manufacture the drugs here in our labs with the loving pride of our wives.  They may cost more but we will provide you with the best God Certified™ drugs available.  Your other options include trips to Mexico but not Canada where Sodomite "Marriage"™ is available.

We here at AFA Pharmaceuticals™ are here for you.

If you like our efforts please donate to us.

"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." -- Thomas Jefferson

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by: Daimeon @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 10:07:43 AM CST

Interesting

I think the comment above mine nails their hypothetical reaction.  They couldn't be anti-boner-pill, because they want to use them for their one-man, one-woman sex to produce a quiverful of new tithers.  So they'd have to demonize gays as "misusing" the drug for prurient purposes.  ("We use Viagra to bear more of God's kids; homos are using it just to get their jollies.")

"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." -- Thomas Jefferson

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by: RadicalRuss @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 10:26:33 AM CST

Irrelevant

It wouldn't matter to me what they do since I have never had a problem getting a boner.  They can't stop me.  :lol:

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by: konagod @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 11:13:54 AM CST

Rush Limpcock

I think God gave male fundies flacid schlongs.

People like those of the AFA are bitching about seeing commercials for sexually enhancement pills during "family-oriented" programs like football.

Also...the AFA is boycotting crystal meth because of the its involvement in the gay community, but nobody notices.

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by: Blood From Machines @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 12:11:05 PM CST

Ted Haggard

Must've not gotten that "Action Alert."

"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." -- Thomas Jefferson

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by: Daimeon @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 12:13:30 PM CST

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i'm waiting for

a lesbian couple to be in one of those KY "massage" oil commercials.  Like I believe that the KY warming massage stuff is for sore shoulders!  Uh, huh.

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by: callie @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 12:18:56 PM CST

Viagra for Gay Men

OK, but remember you said to be creative!!

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For Release: 

Shocking new circumstances have forced us here at FOF to call for an immediate boycott of Pfizer, the pharmaceutical company that manufactures the pill Viagra.  Pfizer has until now advertised it as a cure for Erectile Dysfuntion, a serious and debilitating medical condition, as we here at FOF well know!!  Pfizer's new advertising campaign, however, causes us serious concern, as they are now advertising the pill as an exercise of the infamous liberal idea, "Choice," instead of addressing any medical issues. 

We should have seen this coming when they started using that slogan a few months ago: "Be ready when YOU want to."  As if sexual relations should have anything to do with choice or desire!!  As we all know, procreation within the bounds of holy matrimony should be seen as a DUTY to Almighty God, and nothing else!! 

One commercial has the audacity to imply that homosexual relations not only can be, but SHOULD be enjoyable!!  It opens with two men in their late 40's sitting nonchalantly at the breakfast table having coffee.  One reaches over and brushes the other's fingers with his own.  He says to his partner in a soft voice, "are you ready?" and they get up from the table, go into a bedroom nearby and shut the door. 

I, for one, have not been able to sit at my own breakfast table since seeing that abominable commercial. 

Their latest TV commercial is the most offensive of all.  In it, two apparent cowboys are walking towards a saloon.  As the first one stretches his arms and sighs, "long day . . .," the other "cowboy" looks at him and says, "Yep.  Join me for a stiff one?" as he pops a pill into his mouth.  He throws a pill bottle to the other cowboy who says, "I'm up for it," grabs a pill from the bottle--which we can now see is a Viagra bottle--and the two both walk right past the saloon into the Hotel!!! 

As if that's not bad enough, they are now advertising the pills as "Controlled Release!"  We all know what that means!!  The perverts!

Join the Boycott today!! 

Why can't I be both spiritual AND gay? I learned to kneel in church!!

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by: imustbedreaming @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 13:06:38 PM CST

Love it!

I can just see it now!  Or at least I'd like to see it now.  Too f'in' funny!

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by: Jami @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 at 16:19:13 PM CST

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Viagra for Gay Men

Glad you liked it.  :)

Why can't I be both spiritual AND gay? I learned to kneel in church!!

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by: imustbedreaming @ Fri Dec 08, 2006 at 08:24:43 AM CST

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