no doubt

the SD Family Policing Council uses the LaBarbera approach and reviews each and every video title produced by LodgeNet.  This way they can speak from experience when they say "I mean, the worst of the worst type of hardcore pornography".  This is why I always am careful to wash my hands after shaking the hand of a christianist.  I am curious, and I hope someone from the Council will elaborate, just what constitutes the 'worst' and the 'best' of the collection? 

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by: Lurleen @ Thu Sep 20, 2007 at 19:40:56 PM CDT

Burress is the capo of the Ohio anti-gay legislative lobbying

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by: NancyP @ Thu Sep 20, 2007 at 21:01:34 PM CDT

a real prize

I've heard him speak - he's a real prize!

 

Don't like porn? Don't watch porn! 

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by: Holly in Cincinnati @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 07:27:21 AM CDT

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Haaaaardest pf hard core porn

Let's see how porn is ranked in pro-family joker's brains:

1) Thinking about pee pees, hoo hoos, ta tas and bung bungs in the good way is illicit.

2) Looking at pee pees, hoo hoos, ta tas and bung bungs just hanging out not doing anything is obscenity.

3) Touching pee pees, hoo hoos, ta tas and bung bungs is porn.

4) Putting mouth on pee pees, hoo hoos, ta tas and bung bungs is hardcore porn.

5) Any of the above that has a name (shrimping, sploshing, fisting, rusty trombone, hot carl, etc) sends you directly to hell.

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by: TJ McFisty @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 08:24:59 AM CDT

Oooooo

Rusty trombone!  Hey, I've had my reservations for hell so long I've been upgraded to first class.

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by: Jami @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 09:30:43 AM CDT

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Re: Hit the Roof

They always go into convulsions whenever they discover that some adults watch programs other than Andy Griffith reruns on TV Land, the 700 Club, or 7th Heaven.

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by: Jon Michaels @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 08:55:34 AM CDT

I'm actually amused that anyone cares what...

...the SD fundies believe.  The company will merely move out of state and the state will be denied tax monies paid by the company.  Simple solution.

Screw them.

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by: raj @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 11:58:22 AM CDT

Phil Burress, local dumbass

Phil Burress you will note is (unfortunately) from my home state.  He is a well know ass whose influence wanes by the hour.  He is an anti porn zealot who doth protest too much, as he openly admits he is on this jihad because he was an "addict" who couldn't stop looking at it and jacking off.  Evidently he has to ply his trade out of town these days.

Back here, the fundies likewise talk a big game about porn, but the truth is that if you reached out to take porn away from their parishioners and the local rednecks you'd pull back a bloody stump. 

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by: OhioMan @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 12:23:37 PM CDT

Worst of the worst?

"...I mean, the worst of the worst type of hardcore pornography..."

 I'm inclined to assume that Burress is referring to production quality of these movies.  It's the only category I can think of where in-room hotel porn might qualify as "worst of the worst."

 

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by: Jarred @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 12:30:03 PM CDT

Yeah, I seriously doubt...

I seriously doubt they are running German scheiss flicks or snuff films in SD hotel rooms.  Because the usual preference for pneumatically enhanced bleached blondes you see all over the heartland, I doubt they are gutsy enuff even to run the other preference that might be in evidence up there, which might be termed "animal husbandry".

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by: OhioMan @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 12:35:17 PM CDT

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Remember this?

Romney's Ties to Marriott's Porn and Mormonism Could Pose Problem for Iowa Social Conservatives by: Ben Weyl Sunday (07/15) at 08:00 AM

With hopes of gaining the support of influential social conservatives for his presidential campaign, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney regularly denounces the “cesspool” of pornography on the campaign trail. But recently, those would be supporters have been grumbling that Romney did not do enough to shut down hardcore movie options in Marriott hotels while he was on the company’s board for nearly a decade. Iowa social conservatives, who play a large role in determining the winner of the Iowa caucuses, said Romney’s ties to pornography could be a problem for his campaign. And his involvement with Marriott also brings his Mormon faith back into the spotlight, another potential obstacle to recruiting evangelical Christians. ... Romney served on the Marriott Board from 1992 to 2001, during which time On Command Corp. provided for the hotels’ television and movie services, which included pay-per-view pornography, according to Glenn Johnson of the Associated Press.

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Fri Sep 21, 2007 at 14:24:05 PM CDT