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The gift that keeps on giving

by: Pam Spaulding

Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 13:54:15 PM EST

Mr. Wide Stance himself, immortalized in plastic. And you can wrap him -- preferably with gently used toilet paper picked up from the men's room -- and stick him under someone's tree.

The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12" tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay." His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous "wide stance" the Senator refers to.
Best of all, THE ACTION FIGURE TALKS! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his Press Conference...
"Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: 'I am not gay. I never have been gay."

Actually, I think he should have said this:

H/t Towleroad.

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Oh, My friend Brenda is gettin' one of these for Xmas!

(Hee-hee!)

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As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
--Henry David Thoreau

by: Autumn Sandeen @ Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 12:00:58 PM CST

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And what about this gift?

Shakes Sis has a post up about a really disgusting and base item. God it makes me angry.

Off topic I know, but I had to say something. Awful, awful, awful. Ugh.

Electricity's for light bulbs!

by: n8nyc @ Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 13:30:44 PM CST

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Not to be picky but...

I don't think Larry Craig has arms like that. If he did he wouldn't have to go into a stall to meet potential "dates". They probably just took some GI Joe figure and changed the head. The one problem with that is that the GI Joe's have no genitial.

by: BB @ Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 14:08:01 PM CST

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Well, he may not have arms like that . . .

But I think a genital-less doll is appropriate. If the real one had any balls at all, he'd just admit his truth instead of rather feebly protesting his 'straightness.'

by: gayjaybird @ Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 18:03:37 PM CST

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Audio

I can't get that player at the bottom to work, is anyone else having that problem? If not, what does it say?

My America includes LGBT families.

by: Mena @ Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 17:13:40 PM CST

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for Mena

It is a replay of his speech with all the 'nots' edited out. eg it says "I am gay. I have always been gay." etc. I think all these people need a very ramped up sex ed course, eg. can you say I am bisexual, I have always been bisexual... etc.

It's the Hammer of JUSTICE,
It's the Bell of FREEDOM,
It's the Song about LOVE between,
my Brothers and my Sisters
...All over this Land.

by: Orion45 @ Sun Dec 02, 2007 at 17:55:54 PM CST

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the text

for Mena & anyone else who can't get the player to talk, here's a transcript (it's impressively done, mostly sounds pretty seamless, and yes, it does sound funnier than it reads):

"Thank you all very much; uh, I will come out today.

I should not have kept this to myself, and I should have told my family, and my friends about it.

Let me be clear: I am gay. I was involved in gay conduct at the Minneapolis airport.

As an elected official, I fully realize that my life is open for public scrutiny. Still, I did nothing wrong, because I am gay.

Furthermore, I love serving this great state. I love gay Idahoans. As I have always appreciated your willingness to accommodate me, I hope you appreciate my openness to all of you.

Thank you very much."

BTW, if it helps any, I've found that I can often get recalcitrant features to work by opening them in a different browser.

And no, I apprently don't have anything better to do. Sad, innit?

cheers

by: smartalek @ Sun Dec 02, 2007 at 18:35:18 PM CST

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Thanks!

I just bought this computer and it's acting a bit strangely. Yes, it's running Vista because my husband didn't have time to make it a dual boot with Linux. The goal was to have Ubuntu be the main operating system and to use Windows when forced to by web sites which require it and I couldn't bypass them go to another site, such as the PetSmart application site. The scary thing is that IE is the browser that is working the best right now but I don't like to surf with it since you can't easily block pop-ups (unless that's changed) and there are a bajillion security holes. Arg!!!!

My America includes LGBT families.

by: Mena @ Sun Dec 02, 2007 at 20:31:08 PM CST

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Wide Stance man.

I hear the Larry Craig doll and the G.I. Joe doll are getting together to "discuss" that Don't Ask, Don't Tell thing.

by: West Texas @ Thu Nov 29, 2007 at 11:27:00 AM CST

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It was also a good Halloween costume

I made a Larry Craig Halloween costume. It was just a sash that said, "SENATOR." Whenever I sat down, I spread my legs apart. It really ticked off some of the wingnuts, and it amused a few people, but most people didn't get it.

by: obscurifer @ Mon Dec 03, 2007 at 12:10:15 PM CST

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