Sunday Blender fun: your favorite 'Best of the Worst' quotables

This one had me hiding under the bed for a week!

I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."
-Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

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by: Phil @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 11:55:53 AM CST

Speaking of Dobson

Someone needs to enter this contest, especially a married or long time commitment couple.  Granted having lunch with the guy would be fairly difficult since it would involve being near him but it sure would be  entertaining.  I don't know what kind of question to put in there but I vote for Callie and her family!

My America includes LGBT families.

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by: Mena @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 11:57:44 AM CST

I have a few good ones

"The "alphas" in homosexual relationships, be they men or women, are many times recruiting younger partners. A vast percentage of those who enter the homosexual life do so after having been sexually initiated by an older person of their sex-be it consensual or not-it usually has the feel of enticement or seduction." - Kevin McCullough, The
'Gay' Truth, May 30, 2003

"The newest thing in Chicago, it's becoming a trend, and you're gonna find this hard to believe . . . sex with infants . . . It's not enough that they have . . . you know when you engage in perversion, and homosexuality is perversion, we don't hate the gays mind you, we don't hate them, we hate what they're doing . . . pretty soon that perversion is like addiction, it's not enough, so you need to graduate to something else. You need to move on. So now they're having sex with animals, a small group that's getting bigger, sex with infants, sex in the street in Chicago out in the open, it's just getting more and more perverted." - Guy Adams, August 2, 2006

Robert Knight from Concerned Women for America - "If you look at the footage from Operation Rescue, um, vigils
outside abortion clinics, you will see that the anti Operation Rescue demonstrators invariably have a pink triangle on and they are usually pretty big heavy set women who look like they've been over working October Fest for the last six years . . ." - Robert Knight, Reclaiming
America For Christ Conference, "Homosexuality" panel,
February 28, 1999

And how could I forget our good friend, Paul Cameron:

"If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, and all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get-and that is what homosexuality seems to be-then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men, and women on women if all you are looking for is an orgasm."- Paul Cameron, Rolling Stone, March, 18, 1999

"Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does."-Paul Cameron, Rolling Stone, March, 18, 1999

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by: Alvin McEwen @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 12:30:50 PM CST

Wonder how Cameron figured that one out?

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by: Brian @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 12:45:11 PM CST

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Sounds to me

As though he is speaking from experience. He seems very sure.

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by: Fiona @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:00:21 PM CST

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Guy Adams!

Oh that was a riot of insanity! And this...

"Our elected Senators had a one of a kind chance to protect the country from same-sex marriage by a Constitutional amendment and they failed us. They betrayed our charge. If you as a legislator, support homosexuality or same-sex marriage (or if you continue to practice it), I also doubt your Christianity, because God calls it an "abomination." It would be like seeing a pastor brought a statue of a Buddha into your church and expecting the congregation to seriously listen to him. Homosexuality is like that Buddha - it's genital worship, pure and simple, and Democrats are part and parcel to it. They're the party of the Phallus.

-- Guy Adams, former Deputy National Grassroots Director of Alan Keyes's RenewAmerica

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by: Pam Spaulding @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:24:55 PM CST

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Well, seeing that Buddhism is a religion and being gay is not...

...it's not really the same thing, now is it?

I think that after Peter LaBarbera, Guy Adams might be my second favorite homobigot.  He only comes in second place, because I can seriously see him being violent towards gays and that loses him a few points.  The Peter's just all crazy talk, no action (unless you count cruising bdsm hotspots).

Pam you should totally have a pole ranking celebrity homobigots like these guys!

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting." -E.E. Cummings

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by: popsiclestand @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 21:36:01 PM CST

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And by pole I of course mean poll

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting." -E.E. Cummings

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by: popsiclestand @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 22:16:10 PM CST

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Gripping God's perfect banana

  I remember laughing at this

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.

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by: HappyCat @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:05:59 PM CST

Here's a classic!

From: Commissioner Bill James
To: =emails deleted=
Sent: Friday, April 29, 2005 8:56 AM
Subject: Perversity is not diversity

You really think that a pool of people (homosexuals) where 45% of them eat feces from the rear end of another male is "normal"? If you do, you are frankly nuts. A lifestyle where one of their past times is buying gerbils and hamsters from the pet store and cramming them up their rears in an activity called feltching? A group of people who like to urinate on their partners and call them "golden showers"? Where one of the honored members of the Gay Alliance is an organization called the "Man-Boy Love Association" that promotes sex with underage boys?

-- Mecklenburg (NC) Board of County Commissioners Bill James, using his county email to share his thoughts on the county adding sexual orientation to its anti-discrimination laws.

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by: Pam Spaulding @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:10:00 PM CST

Has to be my favorite Jerry Falwell Quote

He insults a whole bunch of people with this one.

"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'

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by: Zorya @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:20:26 PM CST

Another classic Bob Knight

Oh Bob!

"The influence of homosexuals in the nation's capital is growing as more advocates of that lifestyle have relocated within the District of Columbia...Homosexuals are drawn to Washington [because] it's a power center and it's also a large urban center where there are lots of bars and clubs. But I think the influence they wield is way out of proportion to their numbers."

-- Bob Knight, then of Concerned Women for America to the AFA's AgapePress. He also noted that homos "dominate the hospitality industry in DC" and keep tabs on the sexual liaisons of many members of Congress and that is "very valuable in getting an agenda through Congress."

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by: Pam Spaulding @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:36:10 PM CST

The Esteemed Rep. John Ahern (R-Spokane)

In a recent committee hearing on proposed legislation that would improve the scope of WA domestic partnerships, Rep. Ahern brought honor to his district by saying this

I'm just kind of worried about whether or not there could be some individuals out there scamming the system and that they're actually claiming a dog as their domestic partner. So do we have a Gestapo situation?

He failed to demonstrate how said dog could fool the notary public.

Lurleen on Twitter

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by: Lurleen @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:43:50 PM CST

From the Nazi Pope

"When homosexual activity is... condoned, or when civil legislation is introduced to protect behavior to which no one has any conceivable right, neither the Church nor society at large should be surprised when other distorted notions and practices gain ground, and irrational and violent reactions increase."

"Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain" -- Iowa state motto

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by: Sportin' Life @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:45:24 PM CST

more Kevin McCullough...

[S]exual behavior is entirely a choice and something they can control - and race is not.

In other words - we can not codify into law, preferences based on someone's choices. Whereas equal rights can never be disallowed for someone's state of being. No one has a choice on their skin color. Everyone has a choice in their behavior. It is the totality of the entire debate between changing marriage laws to include non-marital unions or not too. The argument these angry gay bloggers and other radicals in the homosexual community have made is that because they were "born that way" they deserve the same special protections as actual minorities.
-- Kevin McCullough of Town Hall, August 21, 2007.

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by: Pam Spaulding @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 13:59:28 PM CST

This argument confuses and disturbs me...

I've also heard many anti-gay black preachers use this argument when people are comparing the gay rights struggle to the civil rights struggle.

They say, well, we can't choose our skin color so the struggle for equality is different.  So, are they essentially indicating that IF they could change their skin color they would not deserve equal rights and opportunity if they chose to remain black?  Is their only argument for equal rights for black citizens that black skin is inevitible so we have to put up with it?

I've been thinking about this ridiculous argument for a few days now and I think it indicates just a larger problem of self-loathing for what is inherent and natural in a person versus a glorification of what others say is the ideal.

That's disturbing because, while I am definitely NOT under the assumption that racism is completely gone from our country, I WAS under the assumption that rational people had accepted and embraced at least their own skin color and believed in its right to exist as it is.

Getting back to this hilarious quote for a second, McCullough fails to acknowledge that religion is protected and that is definitely a choice of behavior.  Or that sexual behavior is not the only indicator of sexual orientation (duh).  Or that those who "act gay" are not necessarily gay and that such protections also protect those straight people perceived as gay as well.

If people like McCullough actually followed their bullshit theories to their logical end, they wouldn't be spouting such hateful, unintentionally tongue-in-cheek rhetoric.  Or maybe they would.  I'm sure it gets them noticed quite a bit.

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting." -E.E. Cummings

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by: popsiclestand @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 19:08:24 PM CST

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Self loathing

The husband and I had a conversation about this yesterday.  It seems like being gay isn't a choice for you guys and being straight isn't a choice for us but these people probably feel the conflict between who they find attractive and their dedication to their religion.  It can probably go either way, my friend was conflicted because he was very religious and gay.  He went with gay.  People like McCullough probably has also made a choice, the opposite one.  Who knows, he may even be bi-sexual.  I'd be willing to bet that he's checked out some guys on the sly either way.
Remember, there is the love of God and the love of the love of God.  People who tend toward the latter seem to be big on ideology because their faith is sometimes a bit unsteady.  In both cases, over compensation seems to happen.  That and they seem to be a bit on the dumb side and don't have anything really intelligent to think about so they worry and think too much about gays, celebrities, etc.  We're a nation of fishwives, especially these men.

My America includes LGBT families.

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by: Mena @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 21:19:07 PM CST

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Pastor Billy Ball

And how can we forget...

-- Fred Phelps wannabe Pastor Billy Ball, of Primrose, Georgia's Faith Baptist Church in a July 4th e- greeting to your blogmisstress.

He also sent me a colorful Valentine's greeting in 2007, a snippet below.

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by: Pam Spaulding @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 14:06:22 PM CST

What the heck are heshes?

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting." -E.E. Cummings

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by: popsiclestand @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 19:09:45 PM CST

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I think you put in a hyphen and

it becomes he-shes.  Since there's no hyphen, they have you thinking it sounds like Ann Heche or Hessian soliders, but I think they mean hee-shee.

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by: Ross K. @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 21:12:12 PM CST

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so much fun - Cape Cod fundie

I'm having way too much fun with this. We usually have the  "parts fitting" argument thrust at us, but this poor woman tried a different, more interesting analogy.

"Homosexual marriage is akin to having two wheels on the left side of the cart and none on the other. Ergo, the cart goes nowhere and contributes nothing, particularly when one of the lefthand wheels keeps going off seeking other carts."
-- Patricia Stebbins in an op-ed in the Cape Cod Times, attempting to describe why two people of the same sex getting married is destructive to society.

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by: Pam Spaulding @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 14:11:00 PM CST

I am confused and amused by this statement.

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting." -E.E. Cummings

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by: popsiclestand @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 19:10:44 PM CST

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Paul Cameron's nonsense from the mouth of Rod Parsley

"Gay sex is a veritable breeding ground for disease. Only one percent of the homosexual population in America will die of old age. The average life expectancy for a homosexual in the United States discounting AIDS is forty-two years of age . . . A lesbian can only expect to live to
be forty-five years of age."- Rod Parsley, Perry schmoozes with gay bashers, Austin Chronicle, June 10, 2005

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by: Alvin McEwen @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 14:56:03 PM CST

And let's put warning labels on gay people

"We put warning labels on cigarette packs because we know that smoking takes one to two years off the average life span, yet we 'celebrate' a lifestyle that we know spreads every kind of sexually transmitted disease and takes at least 20 years off the average life span according to the 2005 issue of the revered scientific journal Psychological Reports." - Rev. Bill Banuchi, head of the New York chapter of the Christian Coalition, Christian Coalition: Gay Warning Labels, 365Gay.com, June 13, 2005

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by: Alvin McEwen @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 15:00:19 PM CST

Straights & Monogamy

Rev. Boobson ought to know about monogamy since almost all of the adultery scandals involving politicians have featured good married Christer heterosexuals.  By claiming that gays are promiscuous and incapable of monogamous relationships, these Dangerous Lunatics (Rick Sanitarium et al) simply perpetuate the same old tired stereotypes just as they were saying white people shouldn't marry African-Americans before the Civil Rights campaign.  As with the union of San Francisco prostitutes in the 60s and 70s, I say C.O.Y.O.T.E. (Come Off Your Old Tired Ethics).

Fifty percent of all straight marriages end in divorce court, and I'll wager that this figure is fairly close to gay and lesbian relationships.  Not to forget that straight people do not have the same social pressures, insecurities, and esteem-damaging stresses many gays and lesbians have.  These Christer bigots like to say, "Love the sinner, hate the sin," which ignores the simple reality that it is heterosexual prejudice and persecution of the sexual minorities that drives many in the GLBT community to behave as if their sexuality defined their personality.

The fear-mongering theobigot crowd like to throw around slogans like "the gay agenda" and "demand for special rights" when they themselves have a straight agenda and enjoy rights guaranteed to all under the Constitution.  What it all boils down to is homophobia.  They hate both the sin AND the sinner.  It's time to round 'em all up and put 'em in concentration camps where, a la the Siberian gulags, they can be "reoriented."  But, hey, what gay male would want to go to bed with someone like the prune-faced Boobson?

Against stupidity, even the angels fight in vain. --Schiller

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by: jmmartin @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 15:41:21 PM CST

Switching from homobigotry to batcrap religification

(Is religification a word?  Anyway..)

This quote, from a 12/12/07 Joseph Farah article called "Global Warming and Biblical Discernment," convinced me to no longer label myself a Christian.  I was just done.  If they say I am too open-minded to be called "Christian" then so be it.  Let'em have the word.  I am tired of fighting for its good name.

This would be a great line were it a satirical article.  But he is dead serious.  Sad.

"Nowhere in the Bible does God directly or indirectly warn us of the dangers of carbon dioxide, a natural, non-polluting gas as necessary to life on our planet as oxygen. Instead, God warns us about a real pollutant in our environment. It's called sin."

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by: giftedguru1970 @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 15:54:39 PM CST

US Rep. Spencer Bachus (AL-6)

"We could lose Iraq and survive; we lost Vietnam and survived, but if we lose this battle over gay marriage, we are doomed."

"If the apocalypse comes... beep me." -- Buffy Summers

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by: Kathy @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 16:31:47 PM CST

Wacked Out Anti-gay comments - That's Michele Bachmann - the Minnesota 6th District Anti-Gay NonRepresentative

Bachmann on Same-Sex Marriage and Gay Americans.

On gay marriage: "This is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I am not understating that." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: "It will be an awesome day. We are going to be beseeching the Lord." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

On what will happen if her same-sex marriage ban amendment fails to pass in 2004: "It isn't that some gay will get some rights. It's that everyone else in our state will lose rights. For instance, parents will lose the right to protect and direct the upbringing of their children. Because our K-12 public school system, of which ninety per cent of all youth are in the public school system, they will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it. And that will occur immediately, that all schools will begin teaching homosexuality." -- Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 6, 2004.

On the gay community and same-sex marriage: "This is a very serious matter, because it is our children who are the prize for this community, they are specifically targeting our children." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

If her same-sex marriage ban amendment does not pass in 2004: "The sex curriculum will be essentially by taught by the local gay community." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

"And what a bizarre time we're in, Jan, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 6, 2004.

"And so people have to make this call now. They have to go to mn.voter.com, they need to contact in particular their Senator, and they need to demand that the people be allowed to vote on this in November (of 2004). Because otherwise, our children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and that perhaps they should try it, and that'll be very soon in our public schools all across the state, beginning in kindergarten." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 6, 2004.

On same-sex marriage: "... This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: "We need to have the phone lines melted this week. We need people to melt the phone lines. Not to the House members, you don't need to call them, and you don't need to call the Republican Senators. It's the Democrat Senators that we need to melt their phone lines. Even more important, if anyone can come to the rally on Monday, they need to come, and we will give them maps with the offices of where the Democrat Senators are." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

"We are wide open and vulnerable and in all likelihood an activist judge will strike down our Defense of Marriage Act, our state law against gay marriage, this year. And in all likelihood, we will have gay marriage in 2004 in Minnesota , if we don't get this amendment on the ballot for November." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

"We can only bring a constitutional amendment up (to ban same-sex marriage) in election years. That means we'd have to wait two more years. By that time, Jan, thousands of gays would legally be married in Minnesota ." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

"It's part of Satan I think to say that this is "gay." It's anything but gay." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

"If you're involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it's bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: "And I want to tell you, that was probably the most loving, warm-spirited, most beautiful rally that I have ever seen at the Capitol." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.  The rally included people carrying signs that said "Death Penalty for Homosexuals."

"They aren't just kind of gay-friendly, they are gay advocates at Proctor and Gamble... Here's just a few other companies that support the pro-homosexual agenda. They include Levi-Strauss, American Airlines, Sarah Lee Bakery, Jaguar and LandRover." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

"You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had a teacher talking about this today." The mother says "Well, that's when a man likes other men, and they don't like girls." The boy's eight. He's thinking, "Hmm. I don't like girls. I like boys. Maybe I'm gay." And you think, "Oh, that's, that's way out there. The kid isn't gonna think that." Are you kidding? That happens all the time. You don't think that this is intentional, the message that's being given to these kids? That's child abuse." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

On a leader of a teacher training workshop who cites discrimination as a cause of suicide among homosexual youth: "(He) also fails to acknowledge other psychological factors that could contribute to homosexual youth committing suicide, like family problems or abuse or maybe the fact of what they're doing." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

"Normalization (of gayness) through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of "The Lion King" for instance, and a teacher might say, "Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?" The message is: I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

On homosexuality as a mental disorder: "Don't misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders." - Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

"Two homosexuals that were holding up my picture this week at the Capitol and shouting that I want to hate people, I walked up to them and said: "I don't hate you. I love you and the Savior who created you. He loves you, too, can I tell you why? This is not about hating them, this is about loving them into the Kingdom." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

"This is not about hating homosexuals. I don't. I love homosexuals." - Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program "Prophetic Views Behind The News", hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

Interviewer: "Answer the question, do you hate homos?" MB: "No, but ask my kids! (laughter)" - Senator Michele Bachmann, Tom Barnard Morning Show, KQRS, broadcast May 12, 2005.

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by: lloydletta2 @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 17:37:29 PM CST

she really is a one-hit wonder

and a batshit crazy hick, to boot.

The gays stole my lunch money

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by: matt in mpls @ Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 12:59:06 PM CST

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She seems to have a specific problem...

...with grade school sex education specifically telling children to go have gay sex.  When has telling children to go have ANY type of sex been a part of sex education anywhere (at any time) in the United States?

Also, do they even provide sex eduaction for kindergarteners?  I can't imagine they'd be very interested.

Is she saying these things to get a rise out of people or does she really believe all of this fearmongering she's spewing?

To quote Brock Sampson, "It's like [Michelle Bachman] channels dead, crazy people!"

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting." -E.E. Cummings

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by: popsiclestand @ Sun Feb 03, 2008 at 19:26:02 PM CST

What about Pete?!

This list would not be complete without at least a few of LaBarbera's gems.  Problem is, it's overwhelming trying to sift through it all to find his best stuff - WAY too many choices!!!

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by: Naperville Mom @ Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 13:31:09 PM CST