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Caption these: The Peter and Bam Bam at Join the Impact Chicago

by: Pam Spaulding

Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:47:01 PM EST

#1: The Peter wasn't undercover, but he was doing "research" on The Homosexual Agenda.

There was an infestation of The Peter and Matt "Bam Bam" Barber at the Join the Impact Chicago on Saturday and Blender Naperville Mom was there to capture the special moment -- Barber doing media whoring, and The Peter engaging in his usual investigation of homo-festivities.

Naperville Mom said "I was hoping catch a glimpse of Peter picking a wedgie out of ass or something equally amusing, but no such luck. BTW, they had a whopping total of six in their group today."

#2, #3

#4, #5

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Hysterical!

Naperville Mom said "I was hoping catch a glimpse of Peter picking a wedgie out of ass or something equally amusing, but no such luck. BTW, they had a whopping total of six in their group today."

What is she talking 'bout? That small-size photo AKA #5 is fucking HYSTERICAL!!! Look at the limp wrist!! I think we found out why he's so obsessed over us!

Something else is wrong too - I expected Matt to be like a husky football player build, but he's more like Mama Cass. And he's like a "professional boxer", for real?

All this aside, aren't they just a pack of goons??? LOL

by: bluegrassfool @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 18:54:16 PM CST

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Oh God, these two

I would pay good money to hear the conversation going on in picture # 2. I'll bet anything that that guy is in the middle of ripping Petey a rhetorical new one.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. ~ Isaac Asimov

by: Baldran @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 18:59:35 PM CST

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Unless...

Unless those are just his bully-boys, but it doesn't really look like it.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. ~ Isaac Asimov

by: Baldran @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:01:10 PM CST

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First of all...

...I know where the woman in the green coat got her hat, I think -- I have that same beret, and I got it from the Village Hat Shop. :P I'm sure that's absolutely imporant that everyone here know. ;)

And is it just me, or does Bam Bam look like a potential flasher in that gray trench coat? It's a nice coat, but in the setting, the coat just reminds me about Catholic Priests and sexaul misbehavior.

So, my caption for the last photo would be:

Lesbians With Great Hats Talk To Homo-Sex Fixated Guy In A Blue Jacket - The Guy Admittedly Looks At Whole Lot Of Gay Porn. Close Friend And Associate Of Guy Who Reads A Lot Of Gay Porn Stands By Looking Bored.

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by: Autumn Sandeen @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:07:13 PM CST

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Picture #2

For picture #2, how about

"So I see we both have the same hairstylist."

by: bluegrassfool @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:19:28 PM CST

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Same Idea, Slight Improvement...

So, your stylist was trying to copy mine was he? Epic hair fail, dude.

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by: tavdy79 @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 03:29:43 AM CST

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Picture #1

Not a caption, but an observation: Shouldn't Peter be taking a photo of the flag growing right up out of BamBam's head?

And then calling "America's Got Talent?" Or maybe David Letterman for "stupid pet tricks"?

"It goes on one at a time, it starts when you care to act, it starts when you do it again after they said no, it starts when you say We and know who you mean, and each day you mean one more."

by: Louise @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:23:51 PM CST

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I was thinking he was wearing a party hat!

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by: Lurleen @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 22:47:12 PM CST

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petey doesn't inspire me to caption his pics he's such a sad little douche bag

But Petey if you read this

That comb over ya got going...fools EVERYONE

ROFLMQAO!

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:28:53 PM CST

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bam bam

There aren't enough beard hairs on the PLANET to hide your fat f*ck quadruple chins.

back away from the all ya can eat buffets, cuz it'd be a shame if you had a MASSIVE Heart attack or stroke,

OK I'm busted, if you were left paralized and drooling with a stroke...I'd smile, but
I'd do my damnedest not to laugh...outloud.

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:33:59 PM CST

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I was thinking the same thing.

It looks like he snuck in too many Happy Meals during the McDonalds boycott.

by: Jon Michaels @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:42:55 PM CST

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But petey...

Don't insult douche bags, they are at least useful to society!

My America includes LGBT families.

by: Mena @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:59:13 PM CST

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Well given how used up those two look...

maybe landfill's their next stop?

http://www.dyssonance.com Breaking all the rules...

by: dyssonance @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 20:09:09 PM CST

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i'll take you word on that stuff, not my forte

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 21:06:36 PM CST

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You know what?

I have better things to do with my life than stalk gay people. AND I'M GAY!

Seriously! What drives a couple of grown men to behave this way? Why are they so obsessed with us?

It would be like a couple of queens going to a NASCAR event undercover and trying to expose the evils of auto racing.

Anyway, I'll caption #6:

Woman in Green Coat: Hey, guys! You wanna get a drink after the protest?

Peter: Uh, we've got plans. Right, Matt?

Matt: We've got important work to do, ladies. Men's work. We'll have to pass.

Woman in Brown Coat: See, I told you that they're gay.

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by: Fritz @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:40:13 PM CST

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Captions for photos #4 and #5

#4): "Oh crap, the press is here and I've forgot my topee! Perhaps If I'd hid my face behind this sign..."

#5): "...and I have to say...no, wait, tell me if I turn at this angle, would the camera make me look fat"?

by: Robyn @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:44:47 PM CST

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Picture 1

"Hey! There's that guy I met up with at the last International Mr. Leather convention!"

by: Jon Michaels @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:46:35 PM CST

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OK, it's a palooka squad!

But don't bash Naperville. It's generally a pretty progressive place (relatively speaking).

I'm sure Peter's neighbors view him as a seriously overweight curiosity.

I'm sure Bam Bam's neighbors view him as some kind of curiosity too - a biological curiosity.

by: Phil @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 19:51:07 PM CST

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Caption for Picture #5:

Equal rights? Oh, what-ever!

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. ~ Isaac Asimov

by: Baldran @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 20:24:08 PM CST

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"Damn, maybe they're on to something."

say what you will, I think Bam Bam is really cute. I could have a lot of fun with him...

by: metalsguy @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 20:48:29 PM CST

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The two women are saying,

So you two turds think you finally made it out of the punch bowl? Guess again.

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.

by: HappyCat @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 20:54:46 PM CST

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Here's the deal Petey and Bam bam

when the temps are hovering around freezing, even die hard assless chaps wearers cover up

better viewing around memorial day...as i'm sure you old pervs know.

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 21:09:53 PM CST

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bam bam the camera adds ten pounds

How MANY f*ckin cameras were on you.... tubby?

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 21:11:55 PM CST

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This reminds me of

Brian Camenker of MassResistance fame here in Mass. He is ever present with his digital camera in tow at every gay function. However, when he/MassResistance, holds a "fund raiser" of some sort, strangely enough, there are no pictures of "all the supporters" and not one name.

by: BB @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 21:14:54 PM CST

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I hear Brian holds all his banquets

at a little place called Table for One.

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by: Lurleen @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 21:55:21 PM CST

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the two lesbians looking at petey, think to themselves

" Thank the goddess we're queer"

What have you done today, to make ya feel PROUD?

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by: peteyPornpig @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 21:27:31 PM CST

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the pete...

...looks like my late uncle jim who obsessed with all things outside the baptist church. wild hair, wild eyes, bad body composition. then caught lickin' the loins of a young youth group leader and subsequently fired. i hope pete realizes his obsession with this movement is all about his internalized homophobia than anything else. it's oh so clear.

by: NuggetTexas @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 21:58:38 PM CST

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Not a Professional Photog, is he?

Peter should have the crap slapped out of him for handling a "professionals" camera in the way shown. He's clearly an amateur when it comes to this "taking pictures" stuff.

I mean, come on, how many people use such an expensive rig only to have it in FULL AUTO with the flash popped up? It's broad daylight for cryin' out loud.

Not me.

You should caption it "Idiot with a camera".

Typical Railroader-Tired, Broke, Hungry, Sick, and Mad

by: labrat78 @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 22:19:49 PM CST

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Headline:

Peter Flashes 'Full Auto' as his Iris Widens

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by: Lurleen @ Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 22:45:52 PM CST

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Not a Professional AT ALL.

You always have to remember that about Peter.

I also thought it was rather odd he had the flash up in full daylight, out of doors. I didn't factor in gross incompetence, though. I've got a Panasonic almost-a-DSLR, with a big Leica lens, and I almost never need to engage the flash.

by: ExHack @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 03:19:10 AM CST

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"BIGOTRY"- U R Doin It Rite, BamBam.

(What does "BamBam" stand for, anyways?)

1. Barber Admits Male Bondage Actually Marvelous?
2. Being Aggresive Makes Barber Attract Men?
3. ???

"It goes on one at a time, it starts when you care to act, it starts when you do it again after they said no, it starts when you say We and know who you mean, and each day you mean one more."

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At the risk of overstepping...

...I appoint Louise as our Official Acronymist! ;)

by: GraciesDaddy @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 07:14:11 AM CST

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He actually was a professional boxer before he became...

...an insurance salesman and then a professional "Christian," and his ring name/title included that "Bam Bam" that we keep hearing repeated.

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by: Autumn Sandeen @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 07:26:46 AM CST

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If he was a pro boxer, he's not on BoxRec... and EVERYONE is on BoxRec. Maybe those pics of him boxing were just setups for his ManHunt profile.

by: ny2102 @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 08:18:50 AM CST

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As fun as it may be

Douche-hounds like Teh Peter, and Bam Bam are most definately not worth our time. We get caught up in a war of words and end up losing focus of what needs to be achieved.

Actions speak louder than words.

Wait for the epiphany.

Charley sez ---- Bat sh*t crazies amuse me!

by: vwboy81 @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 10:04:54 AM CST

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a break from shopping

...for their rhinestone-studded double-ender up in Boystown!

by: greatwhitebear @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 11:14:05 AM CST

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Look at Bam-Bam's left hand on pic #5.

My captions:

#1 "Oooh, you look so hot. Hold that pose."

#2 "Want to go to my place, watch some movies, and pound Mr. Slave's tight a$$?" (South Park reference)

#3 "Does this protest sign make me look fat?"

#4 "Damn, somebody took a picture of me. I thought this protest sign would block me from photographers, but I guess not."

#5 Is Bam-Bam mincing?

#6 "Oooh! Jailbait. Don't worry, just as long as it's not gay."

by: Blood From Machines @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 12:57:58 PM CST

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Quite frankly...

They both look like the sort of fellows who have to be chased away from playgrounds at shotgun-point.

by: halloweenjack @ Mon Nov 17, 2008 at 14:25:29 PM CST

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Here's a Photoshop...

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

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OMG!

Any takers?

It's the Hammer of JUSTICE,
It's the Bell of FREEDOM,
It's the Song about LOVE between,
my Brothers and my Sisters
...All over this Land.

by: Orion45 @ Wed Nov 19, 2008 at 15:26:42 PM CST

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thank you, thank you, thank you...

for the best laugh i have had in a long time.

The gays stole my lunch money

by: matt in mpls @ Wed Nov 19, 2008 at 16:05:58 PM CST

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OMG!!

Brilliant!! I love it!! LOL :)

by: bluegrassfool @ Wed Nov 19, 2008 at 20:10:54 PM CST

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Too Funny

I just blew coffee all over my laptop. Too, too funny!

by: valley65 @ Thu Nov 20, 2008 at 12:21:03 PM CST

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The Little Peter is Not Pleased With Pam

http://americansfortruth.com/n...

I almost hate to pay this much attention to the nitwit but he IS AMUSING.

"Neither Lifestyle nor Agenda"

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by: davidhart @ Wed Nov 19, 2008 at 14:43:41 PM CST

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Popcorn?

I like it when Pee-ter entertains us with using our PHB comments as "scientific evidence" of whatever the fuck he's trying to prove. And the feigning shock is pretty hilarious too - like he's got virgin eyes.

by: bluegrassfool @ Wed Nov 19, 2008 at 20:15:53 PM CST

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HOLY SH*T!

This is HILARIOUS!

Charley sez ---- Bat sh*t crazies amuse me!

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