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Unhinged pro-Prop 8 amicus brief filed by bible beating group

by: Pam Spaulding

Wed Nov 19, 2008 at 20:07:13 PM EST


Here I am about to kick back and relax my weary bones and then this completely deranged document lands in my inbox.

After the news about the California Supreme Court's decision to review Prop 8's constitutionality, we got wind of this amicus brief filed in support of letting Prop 8 stand from some outfit called The Kingdom of Heaven World Divine Mission. You have to read it to believe it...it's filed on behalf of God and His Plan. I'm not sh*tting you.

I. OVERVIEW STATEMENT OF FACTS
Throughout the world, each and all countries have constitutions and federal laws. These laws must be enforced accordingly. In the United States of America, we have the United States Constitution and federal laws. In addition, each and all states in the Union have State Constitutions and State laws.

Whether a law is created under the United States Constitution or an individual state's constitution, the enforcement of all laws is vested to the people!

The House and Senate members represent people, and they must always act on the desires of the majority of their constituents.

Throughout the world, it is the responsibility of judges and justices to interpret the laws accurately, and they must then issue their opinions based on the laws and the merits of these cases. Judges and justices are prohibited from making laws from the bench.

The power of making laws in the United States and State of California is vested to the people, not to judges or justices. On November 4, 2008, the majority or 52% of California voters voted "YES" on the Proposition 8 initiative and Constitutional Amendment: Marriage between one man and one woman! These 52 % of voters obeyed the order of the Almighty Eternal Creator of the earth and human race as recorded in the Holy Bible in Genesis 1: 26-27.

The Almighty Eternal Creator created all planets, including the earth and all living creatures, including human souls. Through elections and appointments, Global government leaders and officials are selected by the Almighty Eternal Creator to serve the people. The Almighty Eternal Creator is the sole owner of the earth and everything above, below, and in it. Global government leaders work under authority of the Almighty Eternal Creator. Therefore, throughout the world, government legislatures and people must make laws under the Almighty Eternal Creator's Laws. Global government leaders, judges, justices, and law enforcement officials must practice the sole owner of the earth's Laws in their daily practice.

The Kingdom is just getting warmed up. The unhinged document continues below the fold, as it goes into detail about why the Almighty Eternal Creator's Laws overrule global government laws when it comes to the homos.
Pam Spaulding :: Unhinged pro-Prop 8 amicus brief filed by bible beating group
All human souls are created by the Almighty Eternal Creator as revealed in the Holy Bible, Genesis 1: 26-27

Then God said: "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. Let them have dominion over the fish of the seas, the birds of the air, and the cattle, and over all the wild animals and all the creatures that crawl on the ground. God created man in his image; in the divine image he created him; male and female he created them. God blessed them, saying: Be fertile and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it.

(Genesis 1:26-27) (emphasis added) Without any exception, all human souls are created by the Almighty Eternal Creator! All souls arrive at the time of conception. The power of human souls works through male sperm and female eggs to form human physical bodies! The time human souls depart from physical bodies is the time of death!

Like throughout global government laws, the Almighty Eternal Creator established His laws for human souls before He created human souls. The Almighty Eternal Creator's Laws overrule global government laws!

Earth is a copy of Heaven and this means all things must exist in the spiritual realm before coming down to earth, such as the three branches of global government: the executive, legislative, and judicial branches. These three branches must have rules and regulations that must pass by an executive of the Almighty Creator's laws. The Almighty Eternal Creator's laws are summarized in the Bible, Old and New Testaments.

Obviously, as it is recorded in Genesis 1: 26-27 copied above, after God created human souls in God's divine image, God blessed them and ordered all human souls on earth: "Be fertile and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it." (emphasis added)

This means that besides those God chose to be single to serve Him to benefit the souls' eternal lives in the Kingdom of Heaven, God ordered human souls to be fertile and multiply, fill the earth with human natural bodies!

In order to fill the earth with human physical bodies, God ordered each and all marriages to be between one man and one woman! Indirectly, God prohibits gay and lesbian marriage.

Through Genesis 1: 26-27, God also orders all children must be born from natural conception and prohibits all abortions!

II ARGUMENT:
Each and every person has free will for whether or not he or she obeys the Almighty Eternal Creator's Laws.

The issue of this case is gay and lesbians demanding that the State of California courts strike down the State of California's Constitutional Amendment that passed by a majority (52%) of voters on November 4, 2008. This amendment is for wrong purposes of legalizing same-sex marriage. Courts throughout the entire State of California, the United States of America, as well as world courts DO NOT have authority to reverse the Almighty Eternal Creator's Law that bans same-sex marriage.

The Almighty Eternal Creator's Laws are similar to those established by the State of California, the United States, and countries throughout the world, but certain people are banning these laws.

Example: If an individual attempts to assassinate the State of California's Governor or the United States President, and the person got caught, surely the person would be charged with attempted murder of the State of California's Governor or the President of the United States, and jurors would sentence him to prison without parole or to capital punishment in accordance with established laws.

Gay and lesbian marriage and abortion are serious attempts to destroy the Almighty Eternal Creator's ongoing creation of human life on earth! If they do not change their sexual conduct and pay in full for damages caused while they are on earth, they surely must pay after their earthly lives!

This insanity goes on for 40 pages.

H/t Nick @ PageOneQ for the church lady idea.

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funny how an Almighty
has to beg in court, isn't it?  and funny that an Eternal Almighty has an heiress, isn't it?

wish i had known all it took to lay claim to all the planets was to trump up being the sole heir to the dead eternal god almighty.  but now she's got dibs, so guess i'm out of luck...

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Tis the season for Trekkie-ing
funny how an Almighty has to beg in court, isn't it?
Was it Trek V where Kirk asks 'Why does god need a starship?'?

Perhaps this group should be praying that Denny Crane doesn't suddenly appear to represent the anti-Prop 8 side.

>^..^<


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Save us from your people Lord...



When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.


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Never before has the separation of church and state been so needed.
  This brief goes to show it is needed.  All you need to read is genesis and toss the damn thing out. Time for the court to explain to the Fundies that the Constitution is for all people, believers in god and those that don't.  Those who have different beliefs than the bible.

 I, as an American Citizen do not want to live under the oppression of the bible, and that is my right.

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.


Last I heard
G-d is not only omniscient, he's omnipotent.  He hasn't strucken any gay folks down for getting married so I'm guessing he's OK with it.

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I'll second that
Thats exactly what I was thinking.  

PEACE & LOVE FOR ALL

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My God have mercy where we won't
if those judges actually listen to this argument.

I am the lizard queen!

the judges can always use the brief for this...


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A sign of all the crap to come from the right?
   

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.

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a bathroom like this
is a sign that G-d is a woman

can you spare a square?


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Why would one stall
need so much toilet paper?

I am the lizard queen!

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Really awful burritos?
Or maybe having to clean up 40 pages of unmitigated horseshit?

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi

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It must be a men's restroom.
That should be almost enough TP to wipe of the seat, tank, flush lever, floor, walls, grab rails, toilet paper dispensers, door and ceiling, which would make the place something resembling usable.

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The one thing I miss...
...after transitioning from F to M are relatively sanitary public restrooms. Seriously, guys, I potty trained two boys. I know you can walk out of a bathroom leaving it dry and clean.

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I miss
the non-gender-specific bathrooms in the UC Santa Cruz dorms. The men there actually behaved -- though that might have as much to do with the sort of men who went to UCSC at the time (this was before the mainstream-izing of the school) as with men keeping the space cleaner when they knew they'd be sharing it with women (and everyone else).

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I was asked if I ever missed my thingy.
  Hell No was my first response.  Than I had to pee in a bottle for a pre-screen drug test for employment.  It would have been nice to have then.  Only other time was off of I-24 in Kentucky, we had to stop for diesel fuel and the woman's room was a mess, I have never seen one in such bad shape and I had to pee real bad.  whip it out and go, nope, had to straddle the throne with the walls very close.  Worst time I have evr had.  Now men can make one hell of a mess.  

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.

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Egads!


-----
~~Autumn~~

As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
--Henry David Thoreau


"pay with their earthly lives" means "death penalty for queers"
There it is.
Not only do they want gay marriage abolished, they want US abolished.

The call for our deaths, our murders.

The Final Solution.

We fight, or in the end we die.
They have set the terms of battle, they have announced the cost to us if we lose.  

I tell you Chica that no greater abomination exists than women denying their spirit of sisterhood and instead becoming the oppressor. -Rebeca, Universidad Complutense de Madrid


As much as this dreck offends me...
This is the quote from the amicus brief:

If they do not change their sexual conduct and pay in full for damages caused while they are on earth, they surely must pay after their earthly lives!
(emphasis mine)

While they would probably wish that all LGBT would disappear, it appears from the wording that they are going to let god do the smiting in the afterlife.


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My apologies
I ought not reply to anything if not wearing bifocals.

I tell you Chica that no greater abomination exists than women denying their spirit of sisterhood and instead becoming the oppressor. -Rebeca, Universidad Complutense de Madrid

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San Diego?
I particularly liked the part about how accepting gays caused god to punish this country on 9/11.  No, that had nothing to do with people who had free will being driven to doing insane acts on behalf of another religion, nah.  God did it.  The answer for everything.  Well, that and exclamation points.  There sure are a lot of those in there.
That web site that they have on the form isn't exactly a bastion of sanity.  Check this out for example.  She thinks that she's a member of the holy trinity:
http://www.wdcic.org/TheThirdP...
Oh, and it looks like McCain makes her moist:
http://www.wdcic.org/2008-US-P...

People working on getting Prop 8 overturned: make sure to make it known far and wide that this sort of person is the opposition!!!
(Had to throw in a few exclamation points myself...)

My America includes LGBT families.


Thanks for the laugh,
got to love this,

Christian and non-Christians are wondering whether or not and when Messiah Jesus will return to earth.

Non-christians are wondering too?  If non-christians are wondering, wouldn't that make them believers and therfore christians?

 What a kook and a crock.

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.


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I'm not wondering
As a pagan, I don't believe the theology and therefore couldn't care less.

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Seen on a t-shirt
"9/11 was a faith-based initiative."

God save ornery old queens! - kevinchi

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Tell you what guys...
I'll meet you half-way.

Get god to show up in court Himself to defend prop 8, and it stands. If he doesn't show, prop 8 is immediately overturned.

I think that's fair, how about you?


Absolutely


PEACE & LOVE FOR ALL

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Insanity indeed
that's all I have to say.

You may not be gay, but you may be next.

While this particular
"brief" is likely more unhinged than most, as an attorney who has reviewed a number of briefs filed by opponents of gay rights in litigation and appelate cases such as in the Lawrence v. Texas litigation, in my opinion, this brief bears the same common thread that most of them do.  They are ulltimately based solely on (extreme) religious belief and ignore scientific and medical/medical knowledge, etc.  I know that some of the briefs in the Lawrence case were so whacked out that they probably helped convince the U.S. Supreme Court to rule as it did in striking down the sodomy laws.

The more briefs that show the supporters of Proposition 8 to be unhinged and ignoring the requirements of the California Constitution, the better for the hope that the Court will strike down Proposition 8.


And here's to you Mary Robinson
a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you

The former UN High Commissioner on Himan Rights was one of the Amicus authors on Lawrence. We could use her support right now...

I tell you Chica that no greater abomination exists than women denying their spirit of sisterhood and instead becoming the oppressor. -Rebeca, Universidad Complutense de Madrid


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I myself am wondering...
especially with this so-called brief, why we aren't suing to have prop. 8 overturned on the basis of freedom of religion.

these lovely KKKristians surely are proof of that.


Because with SCOTUS as it is now
we don't dare take a marriage case to the federal level.

I am the lizard queen!

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GLBTs:
Attempting to destroy the Almighty Eternal Creator's ongoing creation of human life on earth since 4th November 2008!

And, by the way, WTF does abortion have to do with the constitutionality of marriage equality?


OMG, ;)) I had to google this site
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   * Frankly, God is the sole owner of the universe, therefore, everything above, below, and on Earth, including humans on Earth belong to God.
   * Each and all governments and people on Earth have financial and labor duties and responsibilities for taking care of The Kingdom of Heaven World Divine Government business.
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Thanks so much for a well needed laugh till I can't breath moment Pam!

"They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." - Andy Warhol



"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" - Blaise Pascal


Wait...
God, the Master of the universe...
 So god's He-Man?  Cool!  I loved that show as a kid (lots of wrestling, which is pretty cool; along with the hair and loincloths).


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OMG, My Love calls me She-Ra, roflmao
Gotta love it!

"They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." - Andy Warhol



"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" - Blaise Pascal


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It seems so simple
and clear to me. Keep religion out of government. There.
I hope the F.B.I. is watching these people. They're crazy.

Anyone who doesn't like lawyers/judges, or who make lawyer
jokes, keep in mind that the judges, lawyers, and I believe a clerk or two had to read this crap all the way through, just to make sure they didn't actually say anything that accidentally made sense. Because if they had, even accidentally, there'd be that much more work to do, or let the case be turned on appeal, and then you/your company/your boss/the justices, look like idiots; the last is the worst possible thing you can do to your already crappy career. Second worse is making your boss look like an absolute, stone-cold idiot for hiring you in the first place, in  either instance, you're flipping burgers for the rest of your life.  

These poor schlubs have to follow the ethics of their professions, and it ain't pretty. The justices who have to wade through all 40 pages, actually thinking; this isn't a Michael Crighton novel, don't get paid for overtime. And this is how they're spending what will be, possibly, the high spot of a brilliant, and hoped for career. Wading through the addled, delusional rants because someone's "invisible friend in the sky" told them that gay people shouldn't boink while protected under matrimony.

Would you take this job?

Remember what FDR said, "I agree with you, I want to do it, now make me do it." Have you written/called a congress-critter today? 8.25, 6.21


I always pitied colleagues who clerked.
I avoided clerking early in my career, but made up for it by going back to school repeatedly.

Still, it is exactly this sort of thing that makes the time back in school at Queen Mary worth it; I never had to read nonsense like this.

I tell you Chica that no greater abomination exists than women denying their spirit of sisterhood and instead becoming the oppressor. -Rebeca, Universidad Complutense de Madrid


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Oh. My. God.

I just looked at the pdf copy of this brief.

I generally respect people of faith (or lack thereof).  But this person really does not appear rational.  I don't see how that document can seriously be considered in a legal matter.


But the REALLY Bad Part...
Is that apparently Justice Kennard is right with them down the Pike..She is the one vote not to even hear the case...just to let Prop H8 stand. A pure theocrat all the way apparently.  Wonder how we got her vote last May?...Oh, I guess that was before God talked to her.

It's the Hammer of JUSTICE,
It's the Bell of FREEDOM,
It's the Song about LOVE between,
my Brothers and my Sisters
...All over this Land.


Great legal brief, except...
...not enough exclamation points!!!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!!!!

I keep expecting to see the signatures...
of Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin (Monty
Python) at the end.

____________________________________
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.


That's kind of

what I was thinking! Comedy writers should be authoring and submitting over the top briefs like this one. As someone wrote above, the more the merrier.

Oh, and if these people have submitted a crazy brief, can you imagine how awesome Billy Ball's would be? It would be technicolor, all in caps, and filled with exclamation marks. It would be "teh awesome"!!!!!!

 



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