Alan Colmes leaves BFF Hannity

"My work is done."

Wow! Who knew that sitting in silence next to a loudmouth GOP bigot for 10 years, while he trashes free speech and progressive ideals would result in a Democratic House, Senate and president?

I guess we've all been doing it bassackwards, folks.

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 11:26:19 AM CST

Photoshop Blank

I don't know if many of you are into Photoshopping, but I've made a blank that can be used to paste in someone's head and add a name.

Have fun. If you use it, let me know. I should have few up at my blog this afternoon.

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 14:19:27 PM CST

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How old is this Photo?

Looks like 1988.

This is moral and immoral. The moral thing, the thing that everyone knows is right inside, though some are afraid to say, is EQUALITY. Inequality is immoral.

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by: mickdansforth @ Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 03:40:35 AM CST

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In an ideal world...

...Hannity does go solo and his ratings suck so much they cancel him.

"Every dream is a wish." -- Sigmund Freud

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by: GraciesDaddy @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 11:27:42 AM CST

I suggest George Bush to Replace Alan Colmes.

  Alan had to be restricted from truly going head to head with Hannity.  I think it is why he is keeping his Fox Radio Show.  

 With Bush being in the seat, he could misrepresent the left and still disagree with Hannity. Karl Rove, Newt Gingrich and Dick Morris all could still appear claiming what a failure President Elect Obama is.  

 On the other hand, let Hannity go solo, he basically was anyway.

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.

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by: HappyCat @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 11:29:13 AM CST

Radio show

He interviewed me a couple of years ago.  His questions were well researched, although his speaking voice didn't have the edge and urgency of his bigoted competitors.  More of a subdued gentleman, like Charlie Rose.  Compared to shock jock activist radio, he seemed old fashioned.

Same-Sex Marriage is good for the economy.

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by: CharlesMerrill @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 11:40:48 AM CST

You're lucky it wasn't Hannity

Hannity is infamous for starting an interview with the question:

"Why do you hate America?"

I know how I would respond to a question like that. I'd knock his teeth out!

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:12:53 PM CST

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Hannity should go solo ...

He'll still be a total douche-nozzle, but one with slightly more integrity, finally giving up on that whole "fair and balanced" farce.

"There are two kinds of people in this world -- the kind who separate the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."  -- Gloria Steinem

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by: red7eric @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 11:57:53 AM CST

Who?

My vote would be for Dan Savage.  He did a great job going head to head with Tony the Taliban Perkins.

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by: Jon Michaels @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:11:35 PM CST

His male lover?

"So if Hannity decides not to go solo, who should take the Colmes chair?"

**********

His closeted gay lover?

I'm not sorry, but that "man" is the epitome of the word "faggot".

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by: bluegrassfool @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:33:06 PM CST

Hannity

Hannity, that is.

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by: bluegrassfool @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:33:53 PM CST

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EWWWWWWWWW!

There's no way that dude is gay. He has absolutely no sex appeal, no style, and no wit.

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:40:31 PM CST

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Flittery

I don't know.  

When Hannity goes into "holier than thou" mode (which is about every 15 seconds), he goes to flittering those eyes like a sissy from hell.

Must be something he picked up from the smarmy "born again" types.

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by: bluegrassfool @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:44:50 PM CST

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I'll do it

I'll show up every day to work wearing a T-shirt that says, "I'm with Stupid ->". Won't say a word, but I may point at Sean once in a while and make twirling motions near my temple with one finger. For a cool million a year and a parking space, it would be totally worth it.

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by: halloweenjack @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:38:43 PM CST

Yeah, but...

You'd be within smelling distance. You KNOW that Hannity has to have personal hygiene problems. I imagine that he smells like combination of B.O., bacon, ear wax, Vitalis, and yeast.

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 12:44:35 PM CST

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Rosiie O'Donnell

  A big blowhard loudmouth, they would be perfect together.

If I make sense? it was quite by accident.

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by: HappyCat @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 13:03:49 PM CST

Hannity and Olberman

Yeah.

Tax the Christian Taliban!

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by: Wolfgang @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 13:04:53 PM CST

Hannity and Olberman

Yeah.

Tax the Christian Taliban!

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by: Wolfgang @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 13:04:54 PM CST

Allen Boyd of FL-02

Unrepentant blue dog, which is at least "pink" to Hannity's thinking, considering his assertions that McCain was a liberal. He'd have to leave the house of course (oh, the humanity) and would probably wind up with a republican replacement, but he's so far right it might be a distinction without a difference.

The advantages for Fox: they get their own Scarborough character. If we could somehow catch Boyd with a live boy, we'd even have an Edwin Edwards metaphor to milk.

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at Fox to take that meeting. But it might be dangerous being a fly at Fox. They must have a pretty serious fly abatement system just to handle the ones drawn by Bill O'Reilly.

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by: PBCliberal @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 13:28:49 PM CST

WHY WATCH FOX?

I think it is stupid to watch Fox. I would not waste my time. I am suprised so many of you guys watch it.

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by: jerroy @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 14:03:34 PM CST

Ever drove past a train wreck?

There is no reason to look, and you know that you won't like what you see, but sometimes you just can't help but glance.

watashi no yomeiri wa doko desu ka

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by: belfrieboi @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 14:34:03 PM CST

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Hannity and Coleman?

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 15:02:33 PM CST

Are we voting....?

COLBERT, by all means... then we wouldn't have to listen to Hannity.

It's the Hammer of JUSTICE,
It's the Bell of FREEDOM,
It's the Song about LOVE between,
my Brothers and my Sisters
...All over this Land.

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by: Orion45 @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 17:29:22 PM CST

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Why not a life-size cardboard cutout of Alan Colmes?

Who'd notice the difference?

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by: johnbinpt @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 16:26:40 PM CST

The cardboard cutout...

...would stand up to Hannity. Can't have that!

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by: PBCliberal @ Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 13:14:11 PM CST

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Hannity & Colbert?

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 17:23:13 PM CST

Hannity & Kermit?

When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will.

- Abraham Lincoln.

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by: Fritz @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 17:24:01 PM CST

After viewing all the NOMINATIONS...so far.

I would have to go with ........ FRITZ.... can't you just see it? Then he could send in his twin brother sometimes to 'make it interesting.' Sort of tag team.

It's the Hammer of JUSTICE,
It's the Bell of FREEDOM,
It's the Song about LOVE between,
my Brothers and my Sisters
...All over this Land.

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by: Orion45 @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 17:33:31 PM CST

Colmes should co-write a tell all book with Harriet Meyers

Those two doormats know where ALL the bodies are buried.

Maybe now Rachel will beat the F*CK out of Hannity in ratings...that'd be SWEET

"race, taste. and History finally overcome....and you ain't there"
by Tony Kushner

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by: peteyPornpig @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 19:01:26 PM CST

Hannity and Drudge

two flushables on the same show I wouldn't watch

"race, taste. and History finally overcome....and you ain't there"
by Tony Kushner

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by: peteyPornpig @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 19:03:18 PM CST