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Haggard beans-spiller Grant Haas on Mike Signorile Show

by: Pam Spaulding

Tue Feb 03, 2009 at 13:45:00 PM EST


All I can tell you is that you won't want to miss this (I will post audio once it's available). Grant Haas, the man paid hush money by New Life Church who decided to came forward to disclose more sordid tales about Ted Haggard's extramarital man-on-man sexual activities, will be on The Michelangelo Signorile Show today at 3PM.
Grant Haas went public last week to a Colorado Springs TV news station with new accusations against Ted Haggard and New Life Church. But they only told a fraction of his story, which is quite stunning and scandalous.
Trust me, it's way more sleazy and twisted than you can ever imagine. Let's put it this way -- the Haggards' appearance on Larry King last week promoting the Pelosi doco was rife with extreme bearing false witness.

You can listen on the newly merged Sirius XM, where OutQ will air on Sirius 109 and on XM 98, which now represents 19 million sat radio subscribers. Free three-day pass registration is here.

UPDATE: I listened to part of it, and this is just a taste of the revelations.

* Classic sleaze: Haas was asked by Haggard about the young man's sexual preferences in the bedroom --  bondage, toys, groups, bathhouses, top, bottom, versatile, drugs. Ted told Haas that "since I preferred to be in a "top" position that it would be easy to become straight because "an asshole is similar to a vagina." And eventually Ted started ask about oral, anal, rimming, porn, etc. and explained a "party formula" involving taking crystal-meth, poppers, Viagra, renting pornography and jerking off alone or with others. Haggard also told Hass that he knew a lot of people who were into this type of activity and found it very enjoyable.

* After going on and on in detail about same-sex action, Haggard would then back off and tell Haas that he needed to find a good woman to marry. And listen to this: Haggard offered up his daughter as a dating/marriage prospect for Haas! Knowingly offering to guide his own daughter into a relationship with a closeted man!

* New Life Church had this program called 24-7. It was a program for young men (18-23) who were troubled and trying to get their lives together. They memorized scripture and such, but one feature of the program was the boot camp, that involved intense physical work outs, shaving their heads, etc. So all these cut and hot young men were watched closely by Ted and another church member Christopher Beard, who ran the program. Both went to the gym with these young men, and regularly watched them shower and change clothes. Beard told Haas that "he had the best job in the world" watching the guys in the locker room.

Beard left the church not long after Haggard was expelled; he left over sexual misconduct. It's not known whether this was with men. Haas said that Beard was obsessive about helping Hass overcome his homosexuality to an uncomfortable degree.

* Ted Haggard's drug problem was way worse than disclosed. He was high while up at the pulpit at times, and once contacted Haas from an airport where Ted was high as a kite and had done so much meth that he was sick and staggering around. He sent messages to Haas saying "the room is spinning" , "I think I'm gonna throw up", and "I did way too much". He also went into detail via text about how he had bought porn, poppers, and meth and that he jerked off for hours. Ted also told him that he tied up his testicles to some rod (I didn't catch the rest of this kink).

* Haas said that Gayle Haggard knew a whole lot more about what kind of kinky gay Ted activity was going on than she publicly admits to. When Haas asked about her knowledge of these things, Ted told him "yes, she's a freak too", they went to sex toy stores and even molded a dildo together (calling it "Ted Two"), and put it into him. Oy! She also knew that he had had prior same-sex encounters while he was pastor at the church.

Related:
* Mike Jones discusses new Haggard scandal on the Mike Signorile show
* Gayle Haggard knows 99% of Ted's sexual experiences were with her

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I can't listen at work ...
... but with posted audio, I'll be sure to catch it later this evening ... thanks, Pam!

"There are two kinds of people in this world -- the kind who separate the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."  -- Gloria Steinem

dammit my free trial expired..

I'm glad he's opted to speak out.  When I emailed him a few days ago, he wrote he felt the gay community was largely disinterested in what he had to say.



Don't be a hater!
Haas said that Gayle Haggard knew a whole lot more about what kind of kinky gay Ted activity was going on than she publicly admits to. When Haas asked about her knowledge of these things, Ted told him "yes, she's a freak too", they went to sex toy stores and even molded a dildo together (calling it "Ted Two"), and put it into him

Sounds like family values to me.

:-)

"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant."  The Colbert Report


hey, no problem with the kink
It's the pious face of conservative evangelicalism that Haggard was and is selling.  

[ Parent ]
Oh, Pam
You knew I was kidding, didn't you?  After all this time?

"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant."  The Colbert Report

[ Parent ]
Worst salesman ever...
Would you buy a stop-smoking aid from a guy who smoked like a chimney?

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Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.


[ Parent ]
Thanks for the juicy stuff
Pam.


Molding
A dildo together? It's almost like Ghost:).

molding a dildo?
Since he was so high in the pulpit, perhaps someone told him to go #$%%^@^ himself, and it seemed like a good idea. :)

[ Parent ]
It's utterly disgusting
And utterly not surprising. I just listened to the entire interview, and I'm appalled. Angry and appalled. How dare these lying sacks of sh*t DARE to judge me or my life!

The really pathetic part was how similar Grant Haas' story is to the teenagers who were targeted by priests in the Roman Catholic church - not the kids so much, but the older teens. Many of the gay victims too were often targeted by abusive priests who understood they were struggling with being gay and used that to trap them into this cycle of sexual use and guilt. Haas' description of how he felt unable to tell anyone what Haggard was up to sounded EXACTLY like what I've heard from the Catholic abuse crisis - the guilt over damaging the church, the feeling that all the heirarchy will just turn on you for being truthful. It's just sad.  


The date his daughter was the creepiest part
My mind needs a hot hot shower, for an hour or two....YUCK!

"race, taste. and History finally overcome....and you ain't there"
by Tony Kushner


be careful
While you take your 'hot, hot "mental" shower'. Just make sure to look around every once in a while. Ted and Beard might be watching you ;)

nothing new at this time.....

[ Parent ]
not even mentally dropping the soap


"race, taste. and History finally overcome....and you ain't there"
by Tony Kushner


[ Parent ]
OK, this is a bit much..
Haggard offered up his daughter as a dating/marriage prospect for Haas! Knowingly offering to guide his own daughter into a relationship with a closeted man!

So to translate: He's willing to pimp his own daughter to his own potential sex partner.  

It's obvious to me that Haggard had been receiving some treatment for his drug problem, he uses way too much of the lingo.



Sex and Drugs and Rock'n'Roll
Viagra + Poppers + Meth  Is there some magic to this combination?  Why would you do them all together?


"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant."  The Colbert Report

Not that I would know! :)
But it's pretty easy to assume:

Meth: To keep you awake and buzzed.
Poppers: To relax your orifices and take the edge off the meth (jaw clenching, fidgeting, teeth grinding)
Viagra: To combat meth-dick.

Like I said...just guessing! (Or am I?)


[ Parent ]
I've never did meth or viagra, poppers years ago
If Ted haggard is the result of the triple cocktail, they could make an effective anti-drug commercial that'd reach young queers.

do these and become THAT(haggard)

there'd be ZERO sexiness to the message, and the ick factor might keep our young twinks off Tina.

"race, taste. and History finally overcome....and you ain't there"
by Tony Kushner


[ Parent ]
did should have been done...oops


"race, taste. and History finally overcome....and you ain't there"
by Tony Kushner


[ Parent ]
Order
So is he a Meth-head, and he takes the other stuff to combat its effects?

"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant."  The Colbert Report

[ Parent ]
Offering up his daughter...
...don't forget.  Evangelicals are biblical literalists.  So when, in the story about Sodom and Gomorah, Lot offers up his own daughters to rapists, Ted probably took it literally that God condones such behavior.  I can totally see how that plays in his mind.

On another subject, I'm not necessarily prudish, but even I thought some of the stuff Haggard is accused over was pretty over-the-top...FOR ANYONE.

And for some reason, I just don't like my suspicions about these people confirmed.  True, I know men like Porno Pete, Bam Bam Barber, James Dobson, and Rick Warren must be hiding some TERRIBLE secrets - surely sexual in nature - but I'd just prefer they come to grips with it and stop bashing LGBTs.

Wishful thinking?


I thought of the Lot story too...
but Lot wasn't willingly offering himself to the "rapists" at the same time.

And evidently, Haggard may have been offering some of these young guys to C. Beard, as well. I am not putting anything past Haggard at this point.


[ Parent ]
Good point
I think Haggard's real reason was to build up an insular and closeted gay men's club that had personal ties to family or the church.  That way they could tell their wives they were going on a men's retreat, when in reality they were going on a 3-day Crystal sex binge.

Really, it's the lurid stuff one would read on only the most kinky, pornographic, gay fantasies website, but in Haggard's case it probably existed.

Does anyone know if there's any Haggard slash fiction out there yet?  I'm sure there will be.


[ Parent ]
That's EXACTLY what
I think was happening here. It's the part I find most disgusting about Haggard.

After all, these fundies accuse US of recruiting children and impressionable young men. And that's exactly what Haggard, probably Beard, an others appear to have been doing.

And yeah, there has to be a few good pornos already in production based on this.


[ Parent ]
The "hot closeted preacher porn" is already coming out.
About a year ago [2] had a story-with-pictures thing about a young closeted fundie who's inherited a "ministry" from his dad, but who is really only interested in hot mansex with a prostitute. It was kinda like daddy/twink porn, but with a ton of Calvinist guilt.

____________________________________
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.


[ Parent ]
I remember that movie
with Arpad Miklos (?) I think.

Not that little 'ol sweet and innocent me pays attention to that kind of stuff.


[ Parent ]
Oops, just read over your post
and you said [2] magazine. I might even have a copy of it. I think. Not that lil' innocent me makes a habit of that stuff. I just buy it to read the stories.

[ Parent ]
Yup, it was Arpad...
and it was photos, not video.

____________________________________
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.


[ Parent ]
At least Lot was protecting the strangers from the mob
On the other hand, after Sodom was destroyed (and Lot's wife as well), Lot's daughters got him drunk and got knocked up by him and started the lines of the Moabites and Ammonites.

They don't teach that part of the story to the kids in Sunday school.




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[ Parent ]
Soooo....
Haggard liked to be penetrated with a dildo modeled after his own penis. Where's Freud when you need him?

I am the lizard queen!

In an urn...
in Golders Green Crematorium, London.

____________________________________
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.


[ Parent ]
Oh thanks Pam!
I was reading the part about Teddy using the dildo molded on himself. And since my brain doesn't work like other people's brains......it went to that place.

1st "straight" guys using dildos is really not that strange. I've been reading Savage Love long enough to know that.

2nd Although using one based on yourself is a little different, i.e. dealing with some sexual fetishism and possible other issues.

3rd I wondered what it looked like.

4th what does Ted's penis look like......

.....and than I realized where my brain was going and I shut down, and than screamed as if I was on fire. So thanks Pam, now I need to go cut my head open and scoop my brain out.

nothing new at this time.....


I bet that Melissa Etheridge would think that Haggard's a "nice guy" also
He's a *&^&^* opportunist who takes advantage of his position.

The one part of this that makes sense to me
is the revelation that Haggard was often high when he was in the pulpit.  If I had to go before an audience and speak to them, with a straight face, about the seven days of creation, talking snakes, walking on water, burning bushes that talk, turning water into wine and so on, I'd have to do a lot of drugs first, too.

Hmmm...we may have hit on a simple explanation for the entire phenomenon of fundamentalist Christianity.

Cynic, n.  A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.  
-Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary


Do you really think the wife knew?
Or is that simply what Ted told his potential dates so it didn't seem quite like cheating?

Yep. And
I would have no problem with it if she did know, after all, if we have learned nothing else from the Clintons it's that we don't really know what type of arrangements 2 people who are married have between one another.

So, yeah, in terms of the marriage, I think Gayle Haggard has less of a problem with Ted and his man-to-man escapades and more of a problem with the media exposure of those escapades.  


[ Parent ]
Amazing True Stories!
Thanks for the links, Pam.  Sleazier than I thought possible!

I wanna hear more about Gayle, who looked rather pitiful on Larry King... she's holding out on us!  


but folks he is hetro with ISSUES
but just remember he said it.. My counselor said I was hetero sexual with issues.. I wonder if they heard the juicy stuff???

That's Attachments... Not Issues
Ted said his therapist told him he was heterosexual with homosexual attachments.  The only thing I can visualize here is the attachments of a vacuum cleaner.  What the hell is homosexual attachments??

Anyone know and where can you buy some?  ROTF...  ;)

The truth is out there... (maybe)


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